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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Osama bin Laden’s son Hamza vows attacks on the West in revenge for his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mosul, Iraq – The leaders of ISIS and al-Qaeda are understood to be in talks about a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Julian Assange, the founder of WikiLeaks, is a controversial character. But there’s no denying…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Pages from the bloody journal of the New York and New Jersey bombing suspect…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Chris Matthews was outraged when Donald Trump said Hillary Clinton and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baghdad, Iraq – In March, a senior commander with the Islamic State group was driving through northern…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – An attorney speaking at the United Nations representing ISIS, Al Qaeda,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – When Ibrahim al Qosi was released from Guantanamo Bay in 2012, a lawyer for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mogadishu, Somalia – An explosion on board Daallo Airlines Airbus A321 at 11,000 feet killed the suspected…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump has now called for barring all Muslims from entering…

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BREAKING NEWS – Haifa, Israel – A recent suicide bombing in southern Syria shows the rivalry between Al Qaeda and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Damascus, Syria – Mini Me-hadi is a three-foot tall jihadi with the Al Qaeda-linked group Jabhat Al-Nusra…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. intelligence officials have finally released a trove of documents recovered during the 2011…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Newly surfaced photos of Osama bin Laden, taken in his Tora Bora hideout in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi announced in a closed-door meeting Tuesday she would name the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif., the head of the intelligence panel released a scathing report…

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BREAKING NEWS – Damascus, Syria – Al Qaeda fighters in Syria are promoting a new video that shows a four-year-old…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Janet Jackson is reportedly ready to settle down away from the spotlight with…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former NBC news anchor Tom Brokaw, states that U.S. policies is…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Vice President Al Gore, has made himself $100 million richer,…

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