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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez continues to shun responsibility for heightened tensions among House Democrats, distancing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi will meet today with far-left Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in an…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., stated nobody is “heartbroken” by the prospect of losing their…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi pushed back hard against President Trump’s efforts to cast New…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Republican National Committee is sending a not-so-subtle message to dozens of Democratic officials…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., last week suggested she was open to getting rid of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Two pastors stood their ground after Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., seemed to dispute their…

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BREAKING NEWS – El Paso, Texas – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., allegedly screamed at Customs and Border Protection agents “in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., called Friday for “examining and pursuing an…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Some Republicans in Congress on reintroduced a proposal calling for a ban on burning…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – With just days to go until the Trump administration is set to impose punishing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The latest Big Government proposal from Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Sen. Bernie Sanders calls…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., took to social media during a tornado warning in Washington,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Pentagon has finally uttered the words it always avoided when discussing the possible…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez that growing cauliflower in community gardens is part…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – New York Democrat Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez made a religious reference on a bill she…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez defends Rashida Tlaib controversial remarks that Palestinians created a “safe haven for…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Democratic presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke sounded the alarms, saying that civilization…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., claimed during a recent town hall event…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After the release of the “Mueller Report”, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has announced that she’ll sign…

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