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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., does not share the enthusiasm Democratic leaders showed toward the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., strongly implied that Democratic presidential candidate Sen….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s progressive candidates did not have a “super” Tuesday in the first…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The New Way Forward Act is sponsored by 44 House Democrats, including Reps. Ilhan…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has now taken socialism to a whole new level. She is now…

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BREAKING NEWS – Harlem, New York – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., said that “no one ever makes a billion dollars….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., made a puzzling argument in order to counter a conservative…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – California’s Prop 47 has lead to rise in shoplifting across state. It was…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cincinnati, Ohio‎ – Always sanitary products will remove the Venus symbol, historically used to represent the female…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A congressional candidate, who is endorsed by the same progressive group…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – It’s official: Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., is a veritable icon —…

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BREAKING NEWS – Copenhagen, Denmark – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., got emotional as she discussed how climate change affected her…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A woman at a town hall hosted by Democratic New York…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez recently suggested Miami would disappear in “a few years” due to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., suggested that The New York Times, often…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., appeared to make another stark prediction about climate change this…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez made some bold claims in her latest Instagram Live video, suggesting…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez brushed off a tweet from President Trump on claiming she envied…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez continues to shun responsibility for heightened tensions among House Democrats, distancing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi will meet today with far-left Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in an…

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