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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., claimed during a recent town hall event…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After the release of the “Mueller Report”, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has announced that she’ll sign…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., tried to tamp down the perceived…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is accusing Congress for mishandling violence in America for decades. “The problem…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez tweeted on psychopathy after a CNBC story on millionaire CEOs being psychopaths….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Reps. Liz Cheney and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez clashed on Twitter over each other’s understanding…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., might want to brush up on some history after asserting,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump is now threatening to close the southern border amid “breaking point warning”….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is now announcing she wants basic income for every person in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mount Pleasant, Iowa – While campaigning in Central Park Coffee Company, former congressman and 2020 presidential candidate…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Yesterday early in the morning, at least twenty moderate democrats gathered in the nation’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During a House hearing, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez blamed the Keystone XL pipeline for leaking about…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Wells Fargo CEO Tim Sloan fired back at New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – DNC Chair Tom Perez wants President Trump investigated in regards to bribery, accusing him…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington, – A modified plant could turn ordinary houseplants into pollution-eating machines. Tests show that genetically…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The mother of congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said that she was forced…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Saikat Chakrabarti, the progressive firebrand’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Patrick Moore, the co-founder of the environmentalist group Greenpeace, ripped into New York Democratic…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., lashed out at an anonymous shutterbug who…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Freshman Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said young people have to ask a…

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