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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., called Friday for “examining and pursuing an…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Some Republicans in Congress on reintroduced a proposal calling for a ban on burning…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – With just days to go until the Trump administration is set to impose punishing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The latest Big Government proposal from Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Sen. Bernie Sanders calls…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., took to social media during a tornado warning in Washington,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Pentagon has finally uttered the words it always avoided when discussing the possible…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez that growing cauliflower in community gardens is part…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – New York Democrat Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez made a religious reference on a bill she…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez defends Rashida Tlaib controversial remarks that Palestinians created a “safe haven for…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Democratic presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke sounded the alarms, saying that civilization…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., claimed during a recent town hall event…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After the release of the “Mueller Report”, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has announced that she’ll sign…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., tried to tamp down the perceived…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is accusing Congress for mishandling violence in America for decades. “The problem…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez tweeted on psychopathy after a CNBC story on millionaire CEOs being psychopaths….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Reps. Liz Cheney and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez clashed on Twitter over each other’s understanding…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., might want to brush up on some history after asserting,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump is now threatening to close the southern border amid “breaking point warning”….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is now announcing she wants basic income for every person in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mount Pleasant, Iowa – While campaigning in Central Park Coffee Company, former congressman and 2020 presidential candidate…

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