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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Mazie Hirono, D-Hawaii, told a conference that she heard one of the reasons…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Democratic congresswoman-elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez compared migrant caravan members who clashed with…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – U.S. Rep.-elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., lashed out at Republicans via Twitter…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is calling for the elimination of the electoral college….

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Democratic socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez spoke at her alma mater of Boston University, where she…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A video on Twitter shows New York congressional candidate Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tallahassee, Florida – Liberal Tallahassee Mayor Andrew Gillum, fresh off his upset victory in Florida’s gubernatorial primary,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Socialists Bernie Sanders and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, have jointly announced that they…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Across the country, far-left progressives and democratic socialists suffered decisive electoral…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Joe Lieberman, the former Democratic senator, appealed to voters in New…

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