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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is taking a victory lap after delivering the goods…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FBI has announced that they are investigating several credible death threats from unnamed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates, who has a net worth approaching $100 billion, has slammed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s ‘Green New Deal’ aims to phase out fossil fuels in 10…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former ESPN host Jemele Hill who now writes for The Atlantic, deleted a tweet…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez responded to criticism from a top columnist on Tuesday that…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Documentary filmmaker Michael Moore declared U.S. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez the new…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is now sponsoring a bill, in hopes to get a law…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Freshman democratic lawmaker Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said that a world that allows…

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BREAKING NEWS – Glenview, Illinois – Embracing the tradition of Wheaties, Planter’s has announced that they will soon have a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Manhattan, New York – While speaking at the Riverside Church, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, warns the world will end…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden a.k.a. “Crazy Joe”, said he is seriously considering asking…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wants the playing field level for burglars, in regards to breaking…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Self-described socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez announced that she will join California Democratic Rep. Maxine Waters…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Newly-elected Democratic House Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortex, D-N.Y., tweeted last month that…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rising Democratic star Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., said in a new…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – U.S. Rep.-elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y. wished her Twitter followers a Merry…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Congresswoman-elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez hasn’t yet started her new job, but she’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Mazie Hirono, D-Hawaii, told a conference that she heard one of the reasons…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Democratic congresswoman-elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez compared migrant caravan members who clashed with…

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