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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rising Democratic star Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., said in a new…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – CNN was slammed for hypocrisy over the weekend when the network glorified President John…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s Anderson Cooper confirmed he and longtime boyfriend Benjamin Maisani split…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Anderson Cooper has acknowledged that the Vanderbilt family were also slave…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Kathy Griffin, the comedian that made headlines after she was featured in a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The parents of 25-year-old alleged NSA leaker Reality Winner spoke to…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Louis, Missouri – According to a source from Hillary Clinton’s campaign, she was genuinely upset after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fairfax, Virginia – President Obama speaks at a town hall meeting with CNN’s Anderson Cooper on reducing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Anderson Cooper issues a public apology for the disappointing ratings of the Democratic…

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BREAKING NEWS – Paris, France – CNN’s Chris Cuomo made a “colorful” gaffe, as he reported live from Paris, France….

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Even though two leading neurologists in L.A. found Donald Sterling to be incapacitated…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBC’s “Today Show”, announces that they are currently negotiating with Anderson…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s roving reporter Anderson Cooper, finally comes out of the closet…

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