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BREAKING NEWS – La Malbaie, Quebec, Canada – If a picture is worth 1,000 words, Angela Merkel has some thoughts…

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BREAKING NEWS – Berlin, Germany – Chancellor Angela Merkel of the Christian Democratic Union (CDU) and the chair of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Berlin, Germany – German Chancellor Merkel states that the United States is no longer being a trustworthy…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump handed a bill to German Chancellor Angela Merkel for about $400 billion…

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BREAKING NEWS – Berlin, Germany – Angela Merkel is now acknowledging that some top secret documents that have been misplaced,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Berlin, Germany – In his strongest public comments since the election, President Obama sharply criticized the spread…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – German Chancellor Angela Merkel has been named Time’s Person of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Krün, Germany – German Chancellor Angela Merkel was insulted and deeply offended after President Obama was critical…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington D.C. – More bad news for President Obama. Forbes Magazine has now stated he has been…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A new report claims that the United States has been monitoring German Chancellor Angela…

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BREAKING NEWS – Berlin, Germany – Unaware that they were being recorded, Afghan President Hamid Karzai became momentarily speechless. For…

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BREAKING NEWS – Canne, France – President Obama is seen comforting German Chancellor Angela Merkel with a hug. He was…

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BREAKING NEWS – Berlin, Germany – German Chancellor Angela Merkel, is seen getting extremely frustrated with Indian Prime Minister Manmohan…

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