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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – People are beginning to wonder if disgraced former Congressman Anthony Weiner…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Anthony Weiner, the disgraced former New York congressman and estranged husband…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Disgraced former Congressman Anthony Weiner has been released from prison and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Gatos, California – Netflix has come under fire for a movie streaming on their site that…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Disgraced former Rep. Anthony Weiner has been sentenced to 21 months…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Huma Abedin reportedly filed for divorce from Anthony Weiner, hours after…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Congressman Anthony Weiner, tearfully acknowledging a “sickness” and “destructive impulses,”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D. C. – Huma Abedin vigorously defended her husband Anthony Weiner, insisting that he did not…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton’s supporters are continuing to blame everyone for her emails… except Hillary Clinton….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a decision that has shocked her friends and family, Huma Abedin who is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to a source within the FBI, several agents literally had to draw straws…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton’s top aide Huma Abedin, who is now at the center of Clinton’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – According to the New York Post, not only did Anthony Weiner…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – At a press conference prompted by his third sexting scandal, disgraced…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Congressman and New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner sent…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former congressman Anthony Weiner, who resigned in disgrace amid a sexting…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – DNC chairman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, states that people are being entirely too critical and judgmental…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Legal experts are weighing in on mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner’s wife…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – With his wife Huma Abedin by his side, Anthony Weiner said…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In his final press conference, Congressman Anthony Weiner confesses to the…

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