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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Disgraced Democratic Congressman Anthony Weiner finally resigns. He spoke briefly at a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Congressman Anthony Weiner’s wife Huma Abedin finally returns home from Africa…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Hundreds of stand-up comedians hold a rally in support of Congressman Anthony Weiner outside…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Being strapped for cash, Congressman Anthony Weiner stands next to a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Congressman Anthony Weiner takes a leave of absence to seek treatment…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – According to a spokesman for Anthony Weiner, the congressman is now…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Disgraced Congressman Anthony Weiner is now seeking the advice from the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The sincerity of Congressman Anthony Weiner’s apology has now come into…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Seven-term Congressman Anthony Weiner testified before the House Rules Committee on Capitol Hill, and…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Congressman Anthony Weiner is now embroiled in a controversy regarding allegations…

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