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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders pledged to disclose information about aliens and UFOs if…

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BREAKING NEWS – Groom Lake, Nevada – The “Storm Area 51 event” event that went viral last month as people…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Three Martians brought from Area 51 in Nevada, will be testifying before Congress within…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU has now determined that the phrase “white knuckles” is racist, because it…

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BREAKING NEWS – Irvine, California – The Mutual UFO Network (MUFON) is now alleging that Area 51 in Nevada has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Groom Lake, Nevada – The U.S. Air Force is giving an ultimatum to owners of a remote…

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BREAKING NEWS – Groom Lake, Nevada – After making an arrest at Area 51, the FBI has confirmed that there…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A growing amount of people in the democratic party are calling President Obama a…

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