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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Lavar Ball who is the father of suspended UCLA basketball player LiAngelo Ball,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The remaining UCLA basketball players now want extra security in the locker rooms,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton is calling President Trump getting the three UCLA players…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The three UCLA players that were caught on camera stealing sunglasses at Louis…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hangzhou, China – LiAngelo Ball, brother of Los Angeles Lakers’ star point guard Lonzo Ball and son…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Las Vegas sports books now have a betting line on the L.A. Lakers……

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Due to the fact that referees have worked too many games during the regular season, they have to refrain from…

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BREAKING NEWS – Springfield, Massachusetts – A newspaper article from “The Triangle” published in January 1892 that showed the original…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oklahoma City, Oklahoma – Fans still angry at Kevin Durant for switching teams, are now criticizing his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Lamar Odom may be back to his old partying ways. The former basketball…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oklahoma City, Oklahoma – Yielding to pressure from angry Oklahoma Thunder fans, Governor Mary Fallin successfully passes…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oakland, California – Steph Curry is now blaming Golden State coach Steve Kerr for losing the NBA…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oakland, California – Two-time MVP Steph Curry has written a letter to the NBA commissioner, demanding that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oakland, California – Mayor Libby Schaaf has now banned all business travel to the Windy City, after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oakland, California – The citizens of Oakland have now started a petition to end all NBA playoffs,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oakland, California – After the Cavaliers beat the Warriors in game 7, Stephen Curry’s wife Ayesha, repeated…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oakland, California – Oakland District Attorney Nancy O’Malley who is a big fan of the Warriors, is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now suggesting to the WNBA, to allow retired NBA players to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – Pope Francis I is photographed confessing during the penitential celebration in St. Peter’s Basilica….

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BREAKING NEWS – Montpelier, Vermont – Bernie Sanders said he is always prepping for when he campaigns in Illinois, where…

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