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Kobe Bryant’s Accomplishments… 5× NBA champion (2000–2002, 2009, 2010) 2× NBA Finals MVP (2009, 2010) NBA Most Valuable Player (2008)…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Adam Silver, the NBA commissioner, said in an interview that the…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – The Toronto Raptors defeated the Warriors 114-110 in Game 6 at Oracle Arena,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Prior to the game against the Portland Trail Blazers, Magic Johnson spoke to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The NCAA files a multi-million dollar lawsuit in the nation’s capital against nearly 100…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Spike Lee, the famed director whose “BlacKkKlansman,” was up for the best picture…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt is 98, was on hand Thursday as her beloved Loyola-Chicago…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – After yanking his son from UCLA, LaVar Ball said his new plan is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – LaVar Ball the father of UCLA basketball guard LiAngelo Ball, says he plans…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – When LaVar Ball the father of suspended UCLA player LiAngelo Ball spoke to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Lavar Ball who is the father of suspended UCLA basketball player LiAngelo Ball,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The remaining UCLA basketball players now want extra security in the locker rooms,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton is calling President Trump getting the three UCLA players…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The three UCLA players that were caught on camera stealing sunglasses at Louis…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hangzhou, China – LiAngelo Ball, brother of Los Angeles Lakers’ star point guard Lonzo Ball and son…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Las Vegas sports books now have a betting line on the L.A. Lakers……

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Due to the fact that referees have worked too many games during the regular season, they have to refrain from…

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BREAKING NEWS – Springfield, Massachusetts – A newspaper article from “The Triangle” published in January 1892 that showed the original…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oklahoma City, Oklahoma – Fans still angry at Kevin Durant for switching teams, are now criticizing his…

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