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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., pushed back on former Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton’s claim…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden, the 2020 Democratic frontrunner, accepted challenger Sen. Bernie Sanders’ apology late Monday…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The New York Times announced that its editorial board was breaking…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Sens. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) and Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) had a tense exchange onstage…

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BREAKING NEWS – Marshalltown, Warren – Sen. Elizabeth Warren hit back at Sen. Bernie Sanders after his campaign appeared to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Berlin, New Hampshire – Former Vice President Joe Biden took a shot at Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt.,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Democratic National Committee released the criteria to qualify for the January 14, 2020,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sen. Bernie Sanders denied an accusation made by Hillary Clinton last…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bernie Sanders: AOC will have key role in White House if I’m elected president….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former President Barack Obama once warned he would intervene to stop Sen. Bernie Sanders,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Protesters and activists from UltraViolet stormed the NBC headquarters in New…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, after saying in March that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, D-Hawaii, penned an op-ed on expressly refuting claims by former presidential…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The idea of 2020 hopefuls Joe Biden or Pete Buttigieg facing off against President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden spent almost $2 million more than his presidential campaign raised in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders was discharged from a Nevada hospital, as his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bernie Sanders unveiled a tax on wealth as he aims to cut income inequality…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – While speaking during his annual report at the Carter Center, former President Jimmy Carter…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., faced an unexpected grilling from “Late Show”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Epsom, New Hampshire – A squealing baby tested Bernie Sanders’ cool during a town hall event. The…

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