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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Montpelier, Vermont – Senator Bernie Sanders hints again that he may run for president, by announcing a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – E-commerce giant Amazon took to its blog to hit back at “inaccurate and misleading”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tallahassee, Florida – Liberal Tallahassee Mayor Andrew Gillum, fresh off his upset victory in Florida’s gubernatorial primary,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senator Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts has one-upped socialist Bernie Sanders: She proposes to nationalize…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Socialists Bernie Sanders and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, have jointly announced that they…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oneonta, Alabama – Public school officials in Alabama are looking to put God back into their schools…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Five year old Adela Lewis, holds a shovel as she plays…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Beleaguered chief investigative correspondent Brian Ross is leaving ABC News seven…

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BREAKING NEWS – Concord, New Hampshire – The U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders from Vermont has declined to endorse his son…

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BREAKING NEWS – Silver Spring, Maryland – U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders’ message of income inequality resonated with many voters in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – College students in Arizona who participate in the Obama-era DACA program are no longer…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Bernie Sanders has seemingly struggled to address recent allegations that Russia’s campaign to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Democratic National Committee will enter the midterm elections year “dead broke,” with a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Burlington, Vermont – Sen. Bernie Sanders’ (I-Vt.) stepdaughter on Monday launched her campaign for mayor of Burlington,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Under pressure from fellow democrats, not only is Donna Brazile “aggressively” walking back many…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former DNC chair Donna Brazile continues to defend giving Hillary Clinton…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Democratic National Committee boss Donna Brazile, in her newly released…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton is now saying that even if she stole the nomination from Bernie…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Last year’s presidential primary between Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders was rigged by the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Harrisburg, Virginia – Bryan Schor threw for two touchdowns and ran for another as James Madison beat…

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