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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Montpelier, Vermont – Presidential candidate Sen. Bernie Sanders has pledged to American workers that he would institute…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While visiting the Senate, Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders got into a heated exchange…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Boosted by a break-out performance in last week’s first round of Democratic presidential nomination…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden are about the same age, with Sanders being 77…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden are around the same age, 77 and 76. Due…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Adam Silver, the NBA commissioner, said in an interview that the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Concord, New Hampshire – Elizabeth Warren beat Bernie Sander in a progressive New Hampshire straw poll, and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – Despite the fact that politicians like Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren have made it…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton unloads on Bernie Sanders and his supporters for alleging…

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BREAKING NEWS – Brooklyn, New York – During a rally in his hometown, presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders explain his socialistic…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Casinos all over Sin City are now accepting wagers on what will happen…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Some supporters of 2020 Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders say they are seeing a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bernie Sanders courts big donors to boost his 2020 campaign despite calling out his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A new rule adopted by the Democratic National Committee and NBC News will evenly…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The latest Big Government proposal from Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Sen. Bernie Sanders calls…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sumter, South Carolina – Democratic presidential contender Sen. Bernie Sanders, unveiled his plan for reforming public education…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The 2020 democratic presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders reportedly once suggested that a string of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Louisville, Kentucky – After a tense review period that lasted more than 20 minutes, after the apparent…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Sanders, I-Vt., suggested Monday it would be “truly heroic” if Disney used the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bernie Sanders doubles down on his desire for there to be voting booths in…

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