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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Protesters and activists from UltraViolet stormed the NBC headquarters in New…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, after saying in March that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, D-Hawaii, penned an op-ed on expressly refuting claims by former presidential…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The idea of 2020 hopefuls Joe Biden or Pete Buttigieg facing off against President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden spent almost $2 million more than his presidential campaign raised in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders was discharged from a Nevada hospital, as his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bernie Sanders unveiled a tax on wealth as he aims to cut income inequality…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – While speaking during his annual report at the Carter Center, former President Jimmy Carter…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., faced an unexpected grilling from “Late Show”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Epsom, New Hampshire – A squealing baby tested Bernie Sanders’ cool during a town hall event. The…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, New Hampshire – 2020 presidential candidate Bernie Sanders lobbed a warning to the “corrupt, greedy corporate…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A new national poll suggests a three-way tie between Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Antique Dealers Association have joined with the Paleontological Society to announce that they…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders pledged to disclose information about aliens and UFOs if…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Sen. Bernie Sanders had a fiery moment from Tuesday night’s Democratic debate in his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump drew a torrent of criticism from Democrats on Saturday over a series…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A former campaign employee from the 2020 presidential bid of Sen. Bernie Sanders filed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton is now warning the 2020 democratic presidential candidates, to get it together…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democrat presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has announced that he will cut staffers’ hours so…

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BREAKING NEWS – Montpelier, Vermont – Presidential candidate Sen. Bernie Sanders has pledged to American workers that he would institute…

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