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BREAKING NEWS – Harrisburg, Virginia – Bryan Schor threw for two touchdowns and ran for another as James Madison beat…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – A federal judge in Florida has thrown out a class-action lawsuit led by Sen….

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BREAKING NEWS – Burlington, Vermont – The ACLU has joined Bernie Sanders in a class action lawsuit that he filed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Bernie Sanders and his wife have hired defense attorneys amid an FBI probe…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Lawsuits against the Democratic Party continues to play out in the courts – including…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In an attempt to get even with Vladimir Putin for allegedly causing her loss…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic National Committee Chairman Tom Perez has launched a major overhaul of the party’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to President Trump’s leaked tax returns, he paid $38 million in taxes on…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fort Meyers, Florida – A Florida homeowner said he used his martial arts training to apprehend an…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) refused during an interview on CNN’s State of the Union…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a profile for New York Magazine, Harry Reid was informed about Vice President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – More revelations have come to light about Donna Brazile passing on debate questions to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Democratic National Committee Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz is scoffing at the notion that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Staff listen as President Barack Obama speaks about the election results on Nov. 9…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – More information is emerging in leaked emails from Hillary Clinton, when she referred to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In leaked audio from a Virginia fundraiser, Hillary Clinton criticized Bernie…

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Senator Bernie Sanders continues to recite his favorite stump speech lines about income inequality…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Donald Trump shared his feelings for Bernie Sanders on the “O’Reilly…

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadephia, Pennsylvania – Democratic National Committee Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz has been ousted from her convention role, after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Under bipartisan fire following a private meeting with former President Clinton even as her…

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