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BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – College students in Arizona who participate in the Obama-era DACA program are no longer…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Bernie Sanders has seemingly struggled to address recent allegations that Russia’s campaign to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Democratic National Committee will enter the midterm elections year “dead broke,” with a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Burlington, Vermont – Sen. Bernie Sanders’ (I-Vt.) stepdaughter on Monday launched her campaign for mayor of Burlington,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Under pressure from fellow democrats, not only is Donna Brazile “aggressively” walking back many…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former DNC chair Donna Brazile continues to defend giving Hillary Clinton…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Democratic National Committee boss Donna Brazile, in her newly released…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton is now saying that even if she stole the nomination from Bernie…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Last year’s presidential primary between Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders was rigged by the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Harrisburg, Virginia – Bryan Schor threw for two touchdowns and ran for another as James Madison beat…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – A federal judge in Florida has thrown out a class-action lawsuit led by Sen….

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BREAKING NEWS – Burlington, Vermont – The ACLU has joined Bernie Sanders in a class action lawsuit that he filed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Bernie Sanders and his wife have hired defense attorneys amid an FBI probe…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Lawsuits against the Democratic Party continues to play out in the courts – including…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In an attempt to get even with Vladimir Putin for allegedly causing her loss…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic National Committee Chairman Tom Perez has launched a major overhaul of the party’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to President Trump’s leaked tax returns, he paid $38 million in taxes on…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fort Meyers, Florida – A Florida homeowner said he used his martial arts training to apprehend an…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) refused during an interview on CNN’s State of the Union…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a profile for New York Magazine, Harry Reid was informed about Vice President…

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