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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Epsom, New Hampshire – A squealing baby tested Bernie Sanders’ cool during a town hall event. The…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, New Hampshire – 2020 presidential candidate Bernie Sanders lobbed a warning to the “corrupt, greedy corporate…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A new national poll suggests a three-way tie between Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Antique Dealers Association have joined with the Paleontological Society to announce that they…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders pledged to disclose information about aliens and UFOs if…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Sen. Bernie Sanders had a fiery moment from Tuesday night’s Democratic debate in his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump drew a torrent of criticism from Democrats on Saturday over a series…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A former campaign employee from the 2020 presidential bid of Sen. Bernie Sanders filed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton is now warning the 2020 democratic presidential candidates, to get it together…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democrat presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has announced that he will cut staffers’ hours so…

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BREAKING NEWS – Montpelier, Vermont – Presidential candidate Sen. Bernie Sanders has pledged to American workers that he would institute…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While visiting the Senate, Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders got into a heated exchange…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Boosted by a break-out performance in last week’s first round of Democratic presidential nomination…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden are about the same age, with Sanders being 77…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden are around the same age, 77 and 76. Due…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Adam Silver, the NBA commissioner, said in an interview that the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Concord, New Hampshire – Elizabeth Warren beat Bernie Sander in a progressive New Hampshire straw poll, and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – Despite the fact that politicians like Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren have made it…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton unloads on Bernie Sanders and his supporters for alleging…

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BREAKING NEWS – Brooklyn, New York – During a rally in his hometown, presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders explain his socialistic…

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