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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC News’ spiking of the Jeff Epstein story draws scrutiny toward…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Ronan Farrow said on “Real Time with Bill Maher” that Juanita…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The body of disgraced money man and sex offender Jeffrey Epstein,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden offered an apology for previously referring to President Clinton’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A large painting of former President Bill Clinton wearing a blue…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – During his concert at Madison Square Garden, Billy Joel dedicated a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Bill Clinton “knows nothing” about the “terrible crimes” linked to billionaire…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A Broadway depiction of former President Bill Clinton and former First…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – New information is surfacing about former President Bill Clinton and former Secretary of State…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Discounted tickets for at least nine “An Evening with The Clintons” events have appeared…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Hillary Clinton adviser Philippe Reines said in a new interview that Juanita Broaddrick…

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BREAKING NEWS – Annandale, Virginia – Hillary Clinton’s former 2016 running mate Senator Tim Kaine, attempted an intervention after the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton says that her husband was right not to resign…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A play about the backstage moments of the political dynasty, “Hillary…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cambridge, Massachusetts – While speaking to some college students at Harvard, Hillary Clinton shocked the audience, after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Louis Farrakhan said he was extremely disappointed that he couldn’t speak at Aretha Franklin’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former President Bill and Hillary Clinton surprised onlookers at a Washington-area…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton did a “miserable” job of reaching out to white evangelical voters in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Chelsea Clinton is firing back at “all the people” who say she looks like…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former President Bill Clinton got defensive and compared himself to JFK…

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