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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Melbourne, Australia – When being interviewed in the land down under, Hillary Clinton said if she were…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – An FBI informant involved in the controversial Uranium One deal has told congressional committees…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former President Bill Clinton is denying accusations that his charity used…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Tony Podesta, a prominent lobbyist and Democratic donor who has come under scrutiny from…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Hillary Clinton moved to take the heat off Harvey Weinstein Friday by outright calling…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Bill and Hillary Clinton are no longer speaking to one another…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to an anonymous source, Hillary Clinton was slow in denouncing Harvey Weinstein, because…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton rejects the idea that a June 2016 meeting between her husband, former…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In Hillary Clinton’s new book scheduled to be released September 12th,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Democrats are on edge over Hillary Clinton’s forthcoming book that is…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton gets very candid in her new book “What Happened”,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton files a $20 million lawsuit against Katy Perry, blaming…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump fires FBI Director James Comey. Here is the unedited original letter –…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Mike Pence won’t eat in a room alone with another woman besides…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Leaked classified documents shows that when Bill Clinton was in office, he was buying…

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BREAKING NEWS – Roosevelt Island, New York – In a rare appearance after her devastating loss, Hillary and Bill Clinton…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During Donald Trump’s inauguration, Hillary Clinton displayed that she was still really depressed over…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Bill and Hillary Clinton dressed the part after they came to terms with CBS…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Even though Hillary Clinton lost the presidential race, she stated she is happy that…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Because of Hillary Clinton’s devastating loss, her plan to give her…

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