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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Going further than he ever has in expressing regret over Obama administration immigration…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Impeachment Manager Adam Schiff (D-CA) made an offer to Republicans on: a limit…

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BREAKING NEWS  – Oakland, California – Golden State Warriors coach Steve Kerr criticized Vice President Mike Pence, accusing him of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi sought to move on from questions about impeachment during a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton sat down for an interview with shock jock Howard…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Government Accountability Institute President Peter Schweizer stated that the Clinton Foundation,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC News’ spiking of the Jeff Epstein story draws scrutiny toward…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Ronan Farrow said on “Real Time with Bill Maher” that Juanita…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The body of disgraced money man and sex offender Jeffrey Epstein,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden offered an apology for previously referring to President Clinton’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A large painting of former President Bill Clinton wearing a blue…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – During his concert at Madison Square Garden, Billy Joel dedicated a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Bill Clinton “knows nothing” about the “terrible crimes” linked to billionaire…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A Broadway depiction of former President Bill Clinton and former First…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – New information is surfacing about former President Bill Clinton and former Secretary of State…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Discounted tickets for at least nine “An Evening with The Clintons” events have appeared…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Hillary Clinton adviser Philippe Reines said in a new interview that Juanita Broaddrick…

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BREAKING NEWS – Annandale, Virginia – Hillary Clinton’s former 2016 running mate Senator Tim Kaine, attempted an intervention after the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton says that her husband was right not to resign…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A play about the backstage moments of the political dynasty, “Hillary…

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