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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Microsoft founder Bill Gates officially got the memo that he is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Bill Gates, the co-founder of Microsoft and world’s richest man, said in an interview…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A list of possible running mates for Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton to choose…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Microsoft is now getting into the marijuana industry, partnering with a startup company that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cupertino, California – Apple chief executive Tim Cook threw down the gauntlet this week by taking a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Due to the dramatic increase in the use of solar panels all over the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Three of the top 20 investors in Microsoft Corp are lobbying the board to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Redmond, Washington – Bill Gates announces that the sales of Microsoft’s Surface tablets has now dropped out…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Many video game players are outraged at the new XBox One, because it has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seoul, South Korea – Microsoft founder Bill Gates, shakes hands with South Korean President Park Geun-hye, after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – A very animated and angry Bill Gates spoke to his staff after he learned…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Bill Gates begins to show his frustration as he desperately tries to convince a large…

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