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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – After New Birth Missionary Baptist church paid more than $15 million to a settle…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Bishop Eddie Long who pastors New Birth Missionary Baptist Church in Atlanta, settles a lawsuit…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – The legal counsel for Bishop Eddie Long is now negotiating an out-of-court settlement with…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – A spokesman for Bishop Eddie Long, stated that when all the facts finally come…

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