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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU states that they will continue to push for the ban of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rockville, Maryland – The Goodwill Industries announce that during their very first Black Friday last week, several…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I was waiting outside of Wal-Mart for almost two days to do some Christmas shopping on Black Friday….

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BREAKING NEWS – Goma, Congo – A rebel fighter is seen gleefully walking away from a local Walmart after shopping…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Even after showing a video of a long line of patrons waiting all night in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton says he plans to sue any department store that…

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