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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a smartphone, and I love its convenience. I check my email, texts and voicemail three or…

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Dear Blake, I am taking my six year old son trick-or-treating for the first time this upcoming Halloween. Do you…

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Dear Blake, My significant other and I recently bought an old farmhouse. We have been together for five years and…

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Dear Blake, I recently moved into a two-bedroom, two-bath apartment with my good friend from college. My room appears to…

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Dear Blake, My girlfriend and I have been together going on two years, and I feel like I want to…

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Dear Blake, I work with a wonderful older woman. She is smart, funny, and comes to work with a positive…

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Dear Blake, I’m a single woman with nothing to do on Saturday nights. I do not have a boyfriend (not…

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Dear Blake, I have been married for 10 years. I recently found out that my husband has been recording me…

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Dear Blake, I am a female in my mid-20s. My whole life I have been in a constant state of…

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Dear Blake, I’m recently married to my second wife. We have a great relationship, but I feel like she has…

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Dear Blake, I have been happily married (for the most part) to my husband of 40 years. He is a…

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Dear Blake, My husband and I have been together for 20 years. I have never cheated on him or given…

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Dear Blake, My mother, who is in her late 60s, is obsessed with family history and preserving attachments to relatives….

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Dear Blake, I am writing this with overwhelming sadness. My 75-year-old husband is a tyrant. Our neighbors hate him, and…

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Dear Blake, My wife constantly craves compliments about her age. When we meet people, she regularly asks how old they…

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Dear Blake, My husband and I have had a long and happy marriage. We’ve raised two children, both of whom…

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Dear Blake, My wife of 36 years has never introduced me to a restaurant, bought concert tickets or planned a…

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Dear Blake, I am a 69-year-old divorcee who was married for 48 years. The last 25 years were very lonely….

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Dear Blake, Please help settle a debate, and let me know if I am right or wrong. Is it rude…

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Dear Blake, My 16-year-old daughter leaves her nice clothes, wet towels and debris strewn around her room. She stays with…

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