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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been married for 49 years. When we retired, we moved to Florida. Ron is 71 and…

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Dear Blake, I will soon be married 48 years, but it is not much of a marriage. There are rarely…

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Dear Blake, I have a super-sensitive adult child who calls me regularly to criticize another sibling. Mothers do not like…

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Dear Blake, I’m an 11-year-old girl. I just started middle school (sixth grade). The girls in my class have been…

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Dear Blake, I dearly love my husband. We’ve been married 33 years. Like most couples, we’ve had our ups and…

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Dear Blake, Traditionally, husbands-to-be ask the fiancee’s father for permission to marry her. Why do we never hear about the…

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Dear Blake, My husband and I enjoy drinking wine. Because of our busy schedule, we often stock up when there…

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Dear Blake, I’m a fifth-grader, and I’d like to know something important to boys my age. I want to know…

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Dear Blake, I’m a 20-year-old college student. I have never dated anyone besides my current boyfriend. He’s my first-ever boyfriend….

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Dear Blake, I’m a guy in my last year in college, majoring in computer science. I live with my mother,…

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Dear Blake, My 5-year-old daughter recently came home in tears because a classmate, told her I was a liar and…

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Dear Blake, I have been divorced for eight years and have a wonderful, kindhearted 13-year-old son. My ex-husband is supposed…

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Dear Blake, A year ago I met the untouchable Ice Prince Charming and somehow managed to snatch him up a…

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Dear Blake,  I talked with one of my siblings about having a joint vacation. He suggested all of us get…

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Dear Blake, I have a question about nail-biting/finger chewing. We recently hired a new employee who is in daily contact…

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Dear Blake, I’m not a dog person. I am, however, surrounded by dog owners — my family, my husband’s family,…

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Dear Blake, I have a friend, whom I met through a local charity organization. We have many things in common,…

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Dear Blake, My daughter is an only child and will turn 6 soon. The only thing is, my parents and…

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Dear Blake, I am married to a great guy. We’ve been together 27 years, so I know him well. He…

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Dear Blake, You and your readers may consider my problem trivial, but to me it’s really irritating. My wife, who…

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