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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I feel petty complaining about this, but my wife has a habit I can’t stand. We keep a…

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Dear Blake, My wife and I have been married for 36 years and have five adult children. We have a…

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Dear Blake, My wife and I are getting ready to retire. We are both employed and will have continued access…

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Dear Blake, My question is, is it ethical to “try” the fruit at the grocery store? I am amazed at…

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Dear Blake, I’m a senior in high school and I recently faked a secret admirer. It’s getting me a lot…

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Dear Blake, My wife and I raised two children — a son who is a successful doctor and a daughter…

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Dear Blake, A friend of mine is a pretty fair oil painter. She occasionally sells one. I would like to…

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Dear Blake, My son moved back home after college two years ago. He hasn’t been able to find work in…

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Dear Blake, I’m an adult who had to move back home with my parents due to ill health. In the…

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Dear Blake, Crazy question, but a serious one. Christmas is coming,so please answer quickly. When carolers come to the door,…

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Dear Blake, I have been married to my husband for five years. We live in the same town as my…

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Dear Blake, I’m 17 and don’t know what I want to do with my life. When I was younger, I…

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Dear Blake, The 14-year-old son of a friend of mine is having self-esteem issues and apparently is going through a…

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Dear Blake, My grandmother had beautiful but simple emerald jewelry. When I was 10, she told me that because I…

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Dear Blake, It seems the children I raised and taught to write thank-you notes somehow failed to teach their children…

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Dear Blake, I’m a young woman who, for years, went to my aunt and uncle’s house for Thanksgiving. Every year,…

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Dear Blake, I reconnected with a guy from high school five months ago. We started hanging out and eventually decided…

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Dear Blake, I’m a 15-year-old girl and a sophomore in high school in San Diego.. Last year I went to…

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Dear Blake, My only son and his wife had their first baby recently. My daughter-in-law treats me terribly. She’s hypercritical…

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Dear Blake, Twelve years ago, I taught a boy in my first-grade class. I was very fond of him, and…

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