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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I don’t smoke, but my mother and fiancee are chain smokers. This is particularly annoying when the three…

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Dear Blake, I have a friend and co-worker who likes to play with my hair, rub my back and put…

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Dear Blake, I have been at my current job just over a year, and I really enjoy it. My co-workers…

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Dear Blake, How do you cut off a person who talks constantly without a break? By the time there’s a…

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Dear Blake, My husband and I are retired and financially comfortable. I have my spending money, and he has his….

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Dear Blake, I am 59 years old with a good job. I have a pleasant personality, and I have been…

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Dear Blake, I am a big fan and read your column every weekend. I am writing because I have a…

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Dear Blake, We are part of a group of four couples who arrange to get together for dinners. One of…

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Dear Blake, I have several friends who think it is OK to interrupt a conversation by shoving a phone in…

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Dear Blake, My husband and I have a friend of 35 years name Hank. Hank had an accident three months…

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Dear Blake, My mother-in-law is contemplating a move to the small Southern town my husband and I have called home…

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Dear Blake, One of my sons is dating a young woman who seems to care deeply for him, but is…

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Dear Blake, I agreed to pay for a cellphone for a friend’s daughter while she went to school in the…

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Dear Blake, Christmas is coming up soon, and I dread it. Not because I am some version of Scrooge, but…

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Dear Blake, How do you let friends know that you’ve outgrown them without hurting their feelings? I have a couple…

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Dear Blake, I am an older woman who finally got fed up with my husband’s cellphone addiction. Since he would…

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Dear Blake, My niece, will be 18 in a few days. She works part-time and has started college. Her mom,…

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Dear Blake, I have been married for 22 years. My husband is 60 and retired from the military. Ever since…

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Dear Blake, The holiday season is approaching fast, and here’s my issue, my husband refuses to go shopping with me….

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Dear Blake, I own a hair salon and love my job. I make a determined effort not to bring my…

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