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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a teetotaler. As frequently happens when a group of friends share a meal together at a…

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Dear Blake, I love my grandchildren. My problem is, my daughter expects me to baby-sit at the snap of a…

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Dear Blake, I tend to react poorly when someone pulls a prank on me. My husband has always liked playing…

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Dear Blake, Twelve years ago, I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. It was a difficult pregnancy and delivery…

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Dear Blake, My wife and I have been married 41 years. We live outside of Chicago, where the winters can…

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Dear Blake, Recently, on an airline flight, the passenger next to me put her feet (with shoes on) onto the…

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Dear Blake, I have the sweetest boyfriend. He’s 70. I’m a widow and have been with him for two years….

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Dear Blake, I have a pet peeve with my husband’s family and am wondering if I am wrong. My in-laws…

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Dear Blake, Our boy-and-girl twins are celebrating another birthday soon. They will be 5 and want a joint party. They…

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Dear Blake, I can’t drive. It’s not because I don’t want to, but whenever I sit behind the wheel, I…

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Dear Blake, My son was married last month. Before the wedding, he asked me if I would contribute financially to…

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Dear Blake, What is the protocol when you are re-gifted something you bought someone (birthday, Christmas, etc.)? I have no…

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Dear Blake, My husband comes from a family of practical jokers. When I first married him I tolerated it. However,…

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Dear Blake, My wife and I live in a small town in the Northwest. After many years here, feeling that…

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Dear Blake, Yesterday I was in a retail store with my service dog. The clerk asked me what kind of…

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Dear Blake, I am a 71-year-old woman living with my 49-year-old single daughter in her house. She works during the…

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Dear Blake, I finally made the decision to further my education with a master’s degree. At present, I have one…

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Dear Blake, I have been reading your advice column for years. Do you ever get concerned about giving some advice,…

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Dear Blake, At an amusement park recently, I was unable to win the woman I’m dating the oversized stuffed giraffe…

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Dear Blake, I am a woman and have a problem: I don’t have a mouth filter and haven’t since childhood….

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