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Dear Blake, My husband retired four years ago. At first he seemed to enjoy not having to go to work….

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Dear Blake, We’re a senior couple who have been together 20 years. My wife and I have a date night…

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Dear Blake, I am 61 and dating a 63-year-old man, “Charles.” I live in my own apartment, pay my own…

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Dear Blake, I’ve been friends with “Brenda” for nearly 40 years. We’ve had our share of tough times, but I’ve…

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Dear Blake, My wife’s family drops by our home several times a week, usually unannounced. I don’t mind them dropping…

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Dear Blake, My husband and I have been married 30 years. I recently retired, and we are planning a cruise…

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Dear Blake, Today was warm, so my friend and I went for a walk with my dog at a neighborhood…

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Dear Blake, I’m a beautiful 77-year-old woman in excellent health who has fun traveling internationally. I will soon be taking…

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Dear Blake, I have a co-worker with a troubling psychosis that has left me afraid to wear certain colors or…

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Dear Blake, I’m in my mid-30s and about a year ago I went from limited contact to no contact with…

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Dear Blake, Years ago, I was friendly with a man from work who was very close to his mom. She…

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Dear Blake, My daughter, “Heidi,” is 39. She is successful, owns her own business and lives with her boyfriend of…

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Dear Blake, My husband and I are friendly with two other couples whose children are friends with ours. We live…

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Dear Blake My wife and I have been married for 45 years. When she moved out of our bedroom, I…

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Dear Blake, I need help dealing with a neighbor problem. “Diane” and I have been neighbors for five years. We…

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Dear Blake, I have never been in love before, and I have just learned the man I’m seeing is a…

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Dear Blake, I paid $5,000 for a seven-day cruise with my grandkids. All I asked was for them to pack…

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Dear Blake, I’m a busy woman. My friend “Adele” was calling me excessively on my cellphone. She would call up…

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Dear Blake, My husband and I were recently matched with a child in an adoption. I’m not experienced with children,…

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Dear Blake, My siblings and I have always enjoyed spending quality time together, and every eight to 10 weeks or…

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