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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I finally made the decision to further my education with a master’s degree. At present, I have one…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been reading your advice column for years. Do you ever get concerned about giving some advice,…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, At an amusement park recently, I was unable to win the woman I’m dating the oversized stuffed giraffe…

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Dear Blake, I am a woman and have a problem: I don’t have a mouth filter and haven’t since childhood….

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Dear Blake, I’m a female high school teacher who works about 60 hours a week during the school year between…

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Dear Blake, I’m a girl in the seventh grade. Until recently, I was my usual happy, bubbly self. I saw…

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Dear Blake, Is there a polite way to refuse giving store clerks personal information? It seems like every time I…

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Dear Blake, I am a funeral director by trade, but a couple of years ago one of my good friends…

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Dear Blake, I am getting married soon. How do I gracefully ask a bridesmaid to step down? She has been…

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Dear Blake, My 6 year old niece is a very picky eater. Very picky! About a month from now, my…

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Dear Blake, My son and daughter-in-law have a golf cart they allow their 6-year-old son, to drive. I feel that…

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Dear Blake, I’m a stay-at-home mom with three children — all in school. We recently had security cameras installed around…

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Dear Blake, I am 87 years old and I no longer drive. My children drive me around but I have…

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Dear Blake, I have a close friend with whom I often travel and attend events. She’s a lovely person, but…

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Dear Blake, I am a 75-year-old male former teacher and social worker. I stopped dating 30 years ago because the…

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Dear Blake, I need advice on how to deal with a friend/neighbor’s messy, unkempt backyard. We are getting ready to…

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Dear Blake, A couple of years ago, when we moved to a home with more privacy than our previous home,…

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Dear Blake, I’m 35 and I’m dating this amazing guy a couple of years older than me. He really checks…

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Dear Blake, My husband and I were invited by some friends to meet for dinner. We arrived first; they showed…

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Dear Blake, I’ve recently started seeing someone, and we have shared a wealth of information about ourselves with each other….

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