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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, How do you let friends know that you’ve outgrown them without hurting their feelings? I have a couple…

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Dear Blake, I am an older woman who finally got fed up with my husband’s cellphone addiction. Since he would…

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Dear Blake, My niece, will be 18 in a few days. She works part-time and has started college. Her mom,…

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Dear Blake, I have been married for 22 years. My husband is 60 and retired from the military. Ever since…

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Dear Blake, The holiday season is approaching fast, and here’s my issue, my husband refuses to go shopping with me….

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Dear Blake, I own a hair salon and love my job. I make a determined effort not to bring my…

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Dear Blake, I want to know if I should ask my neighbor out. I’m a female, and I don’t want…

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Dear Blake, My boyfriend and I have been dating for a year. He’s amazing, and I can see myself marrying…

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Dear Blake, My husband, my newborn son, and myself live in the downstairs apartment of an old Victorian house that…

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Dear Blake, My husband and I have a 22-year-old daughter who is having a relationship with a 65-year-old man. We…

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Dear Blake, My sister and her husband take an annual trip to visit my parents, who live six hours from…

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Dear Blake, My father recently purchased a truck for our farm. It’s old and in poor shape, but it was…

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Dear Blake, I have a smartphone, and I love its convenience. I check my email, texts and voicemail three or…

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Dear Blake, I am taking my six year old son trick-or-treating for the first time this upcoming Halloween. Do you…

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Dear Blake, My significant other and I recently bought an old farmhouse. We have been together for five years and…

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Dear Blake, I recently moved into a two-bedroom, two-bath apartment with my good friend from college. My room appears to…

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Dear Blake, My girlfriend and I have been together going on two years, and I feel like I want to…

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Dear Blake, I work with a wonderful older woman. She is smart, funny, and comes to work with a positive…

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Dear Blake, I’m a single woman with nothing to do on Saturday nights. I do not have a boyfriend (not…

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Dear Blake, I have been married for 10 years. I recently found out that my husband has been recording me…

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