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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My fiancé and I are being married next month in a private ceremony. We’re having a small family/closest…

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Dear Blake, My 8-year-old daughter is seriously allergic to most animals, including cats and dogs. Even a little fur sets…

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Dear Blake, My son met a girl in college, and she visits during holidays because she can’t make it home…

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Dear Blake, I have a friend who recently got married at the courthouse. Her parents were willing to host a…

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Dear Blake, My fiancé, has a large network of friends who have known each other for a long time. We…

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Dear Blake, I’m a 15 year old student who maintains a decent GPA. However, my parents believe they have a…

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Dear Blake, My wife is addicted to the phone. One day last week she spent seven hours talking to friends….

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Dear Blake, I have an older brother who visits me often. Recently I discovered that in addition to eating snacks…

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Dear Blake, I’m recently married, and in my opinion, my wife has too many pets — seven inside dogs. She…

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Dear Blake, When I first started dating my boyfriend seven years ago, I told him that I wanted to someday…

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Dear Blake, I was recently hired as a chauffeur in New York City. There was never any mention of how…

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Dear Blake, May I educate your readers about a little-known disorder called misophonia? It means “hatred of sound,” and it…

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Dear Blake, My husband and I want to go to Europe this summer, but we don’t want to take his…

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Dear Blake, I feel petty complaining about this, but my wife has a habit I can’t stand. We keep a…

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Dear Blake, My wife and I have been married for 36 years and have five adult children. We have a…

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Dear Blake, My wife and I are getting ready to retire. We are both employed and will have continued access…

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Dear Blake, My question is, is it ethical to “try” the fruit at the grocery store? I am amazed at…

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Dear Blake, I’m a senior in high school and I recently faked a secret admirer. It’s getting me a lot…

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Dear Blake, My wife and I raised two children — a son who is a successful doctor and a daughter…

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Dear Blake, A friend of mine is a pretty fair oil painter. She occasionally sells one. I would like to…

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