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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Please help settle a debate, and let me know if I am right or wrong. Is it rude…

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Dear Blake, My 16-year-old daughter leaves her nice clothes, wet towels and debris strewn around her room. She stays with…

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Dear Blake, I’m a middle-aged woman who has survived a 30-year toxic relationship with a covert narcissist. Most of the…

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Dear Blake, Six months ago, I got back in touch with a childhood friend who married at 17 and moved…

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Dear Blake, I am in a loving and rewarding marriage. Because we have no children, my husband and I are…

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Dear Blake, I like to host parties for my kids, family events and game nights with friends. I love when…

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Dear Blake, My sister-in-law recently asked me for parenting advice. Our kids are about the same age, and she has…

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Dear Blake, I recently took a friend out to dinner as a thank-you. We are both retired, and she knows…

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Dear Blake, This is embarrassing. I am 30 and don’t drive. I have extreme anxiety and a learning disorder that…

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Dear Blake, I’m 22 and I recently left my job and flew halfway across the country for an internship on…

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Dear Blake, My husband and I will celebrate our 22nd wedding anniversary on the seventh of next month. My brother…

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Dear Blake, My sister is driving me and our other sister nuts. There are five years between the three of…

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Dear Blake, What does one do in the case of lending out DVDs and never seeing them again? This happened…

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Dear Blake, I am a father of four. My sons are 62 and 52. The older one calls me about…

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Dear Blake, My friends and family constantly ask me when I plan to get a new phone. I have a…

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Dear Blake, My brother-in-law has always been a bully and a chronic liar. It has torn our family apart. He’ll…

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Dear Blake, I supervise a man that is lazy, and his work is so sloppy he should have been fired…

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Dear Blake, I am a platonic friend and part-time caregiver of a wealthy gentleman. I now reside in his residence…

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Dear Blake, My daughter says that if I send a wedding gift of money to the bride and groom even…

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Dear Blake, We have a large break room at work where we gather to have lunch. Usually there are six…

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