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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Common manners are going extinct quicker than the dinosaurs did. I was raised to open doors, stand up…

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Dear Blake, My in-laws are angry that I have declined to host them over the holidays this year. My husband…

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Dear Blake, I’m a man in my mid-30s. For the past couple of years I’ve been in love with my…

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Dear Blake, I have been married forever to a very demanding and controlling man. We are older now, so, without…

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Dear Blake, I am married to a successful mental health professional. I believe therapists are like shoes. Sometimes you need…

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Dear Blake, Is it OK for senior citizens to order off of the kids’ menu? Friends of ours have recently…

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Dear Blake, Our sister, “Dolly,” is a control freak. She has been like this her whole life. Her husband died…

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Dear Blake, My aunt and uncle from another state still send me a birthday check every year for my birthday,…

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Dear Blake, When I was a teenager, there were many times when I made things awkward. It continues today. I…

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Dear Blake, I own a hardware store, and here’s my issue. When did it become someone’s right to walk into…

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Dear Blake, My 3-year-old grandson hurts animals. He’s intelligent and articulate. He understands many concepts about all kinds of things….

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Dear Blake, I am a man who has read your column regularly for years. Now that I’m retired, I find…

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Dear Blake, I have a neighbor, “Mrs. Smith,” whom I see often in another neighbor’s yard, “the Joneses,” when they…

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Dear Blake, I’m 32 and have been dating my boyfriend, for five years. However, when we visit his family who…

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Dear Blake, My wife and I have a disagreement about when a person should be allowed to get up from…

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Dear Blake, Years ago, I bought a beautiful little cottage in the North Carolina mountains as a second home. I…

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Dear Blake, My mother is my best friend, but I can’t stop yelling at her for invading my privacy. I…

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Dear Blake, I’m dating my grammar school and high school sweetheart, “Gary.” We’ve known each other since I was 6….

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Dear Blake, I have a quick question. How long after a death should you wait to send a sympathy card,…

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Dear Blake, My co-worker and supposed friend asked if she could borrow my wedding dress because she thought it was…

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