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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My brother-in-law has always been a bully and a chronic liar. It has torn our family apart. He’ll…

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Dear Blake, I supervise a man that is lazy, and his work is so sloppy he should have been fired…

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Dear Blake, I am a platonic friend and part-time caregiver of a wealthy gentleman. I now reside in his residence…

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Dear Blake, My daughter says that if I send a wedding gift of money to the bride and groom even…

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Dear Blake, We have a large break room at work where we gather to have lunch. Usually there are six…

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Dear Blake, I have a friend who calls 20 times a day. If one of my kids asks me something…

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Dear Blake, I have depression and anxiety problems. My dad sometimes forgets that I have it. I asked him if…

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I am an 18-year-old guy. A lot of my best friends are super cool and absolutely amazing people. All of…

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Dear Blake, I am a senior citizen man who is confused by what seems to be a new rule of…

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Dear Blake, I could use your help regarding my husband. He refuses to enter his work travel schedule on the…

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Dear Blake, I have been dating my boyfriend for six months, and in many ways he’s a great guy. One…

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Dear Blake, My wife and I have demanding jobs neither of us is crazy about. I’m a cop, and she…

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Dear Blake, I have been happily married for more than 40 years. Since he retired a couple of years ago,…

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Dear Blake, My husband and I are seniors who look forward to visits from our adult children. The problem is…

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Dear Blake, I think a person in my life has kleptomania. I have seen her take things from my house,…

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Dear Blake, I am in high school, and there’s a boy I see for at least an hour every day….

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Dear Blake, I am a licensed acupuncturist. One of my patients (also male) asked me to dinner, and since he…

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Dear Blake, My fiancé and I are being married next month in a private ceremony. We’re having a small family/closest…

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Dear Blake, My 8-year-old daughter is seriously allergic to most animals, including cats and dogs. Even a little fur sets…

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Dear Blake, My son met a girl in college, and she visits during holidays because she can’t make it home…

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