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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Crazy question, but a serious one. Christmas is coming,so please answer quickly. When carolers come to the door,…

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Dear Blake, I have been married to my husband for five years. We live in the same town as my…

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Dear Blake, I’m 17 and don’t know what I want to do with my life. When I was younger, I…

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Dear Blake, The 14-year-old son of a friend of mine is having self-esteem issues and apparently is going through a…

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Dear Blake, My grandmother had beautiful but simple emerald jewelry. When I was 10, she told me that because I…

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Dear Blake, It seems the children I raised and taught to write thank-you notes somehow failed to teach their children…

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Dear Blake, I’m a young woman who, for years, went to my aunt and uncle’s house for Thanksgiving. Every year,…

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Dear Blake, I reconnected with a guy from high school five months ago. We started hanging out and eventually decided…

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Dear Blake, I’m a 15-year-old girl and a sophomore in high school in San Diego.. Last year I went to…

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Dear Blake, My only son and his wife had their first baby recently. My daughter-in-law treats me terribly. She’s hypercritical…

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Dear Blake, Twelve years ago, I taught a boy in my first-grade class. I was very fond of him, and…

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Dear Blake, Every year around Halloween, my six year old son has serious trouble with all of the monsters and…

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Dear Blake, My parents — both in their early 90s — have lived with me for three years because they…

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Dear Blake, I’ve had it up to here with my crabby next-door neighbor. She grows vegetables in her garden —…

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Dear Blake, I have been dating the most amazing man for the past 11 months. As we approach the one-year…

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Dear Blake, Common manners are going extinct quicker than the dinosaurs did. I was raised to open doors, stand up…

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Dear Blake, My in-laws are angry that I have declined to host them over the holidays this year. My husband…

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Dear Blake, I’m a man in my mid-30s. For the past couple of years I’ve been in love with my…

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Dear Blake, I have been married forever to a very demanding and controlling man. We are older now, so, without…

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Dear Blake, I am married to a successful mental health professional. I believe therapists are like shoes. Sometimes you need…

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