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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a quick question. How long after a death should you wait to send a sympathy card,…

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Dear Blake, My co-worker and supposed friend asked if she could borrow my wedding dress because she thought it was…

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Dear Blake, I have a big problem — my father-in-law. He has lived with us more than eight years and…

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Dear Blake, My boyfriend and I are in our 50s. We have lived together for two years. He’s retired. I…

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Dear Blake, When I was dating my husband, I gave him a lot of leeway. When he told me he…

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Dear Blake, For the past couple of years, my husband and I have not been happy with the service provided…

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Dear Blake, My 47-year-old son is employed at a prestigious university. His position involves a considerable amount of travel. Over…

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Dear Blake, I work in an expensive store that closes at 9 p.m. Clients often walk in here two minutes…

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Dear Blake, I have a major issue with my 85 year old mother. She refuses to throw away expired food,…

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Dear Blake, I have a concern I suspect is shared by others. Keeping a journal has been shown to be…

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Dear Blake, A friend I really like has been extremely helpful baby-sitting my 4-month-old son every once in a while….

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Dear Blake, Earlier this month, my good friend injured his back, so I offered to help out with chores and…

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Dear Blake, My older sister was born on July 4. She’s now in her 60s and refuses to celebrate the…

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Dear Blake, My sister says it’s rude to arrive at a party at the time specified on the invitation. She…

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Dear Blake, My husband and I are retired. We love being near the water, but my husband drags a chair…

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Dear Blake, I met the love of my life eight months ago. Everything about our relationship is perfect. We both…

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Dear Blake, I am a teetotaler. As frequently happens when a group of friends share a meal together at a…

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Dear Blake, I love my grandchildren. My problem is, my daughter expects me to baby-sit at the snap of a…

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Dear Blake, I tend to react poorly when someone pulls a prank on me. My husband has always liked playing…

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Dear Blake, Twelve years ago, I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. It was a difficult pregnancy and delivery…

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