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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband and I were invited by some friends to meet for dinner. We arrived first; they showed…

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Dear Blake, I’ve recently started seeing someone, and we have shared a wealth of information about ourselves with each other….

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Dear Blake, I am a 47-year-old professional man who loves children, but never had any of my own. Consequently, I…

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Dear Blake, My husband is very outgoing. He loves chatting on the phone for hours, and talks with all the…

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Dear Blake, My husband and I have been happily married for seven years. He recently graduated from his final residency,…

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Dear Blake, My wife and I are both 47. I believe she is egocentric because has fifteen 24 x 36…

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Dear Blake, I am 72 years old, and I’m so resentful of my ex-co-workers and my former friends that I…

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Dear Blake, I have a problem saying “no”. I live 45 minutes from work, and because I’m a friendly person,…

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Dear Blake, At what point does a man finally give up hope of finding a mate and accept that he…

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Dear Blake, I started sucking my thumb when I was 1. My parents tried for years to break my bad…

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Dear Blake, I love my grandson dearly. He lived with us off and on growing up because there were problems…

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Dear Blake, I am a mother with five grown children and all of them are underachievers. When contemporaries talk about…

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Dear Blake, There is a situation at work that has smoke coming out of my ears. I’m way past the…

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Dear Blake, My son has lived overseas on and off for six years. He’s being married to a wonderful young…

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Dear Blake, My husband and I disagree about how to handle taking our children shopping with us. I believe that,…

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Dear Blake, My family includes a niece and her husband with three kids ranging in age from 8 months to…

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Dear Blake, My wife loves to sing karaoke along with many others, most of whom are vocally challenged. Listening to…

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Dear Blake, My father — aged 68, active and in good health — has become increasingly obsessed with deciding who…

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Dear Blake, My husband and I were together for eight years before we married a year ago. He has a…

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Dear Blake, It’s Christmas time and I don’t have much money to spend. I recently retired when I turned 50…

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