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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, It’s Christmas time and I don’t have much money to spend. I recently retired when I turned 50…

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Dear Blake, A few years ago, my two BFFs had milestone birthdays within a few weeks of each other. Wanting…

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Dear Blake, My elderly mother lost her husband and will be moving in with me. The problem is, Mom is…

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Dear Blake, I love my sister, but her 4-year-old son is completely out of control. He runs around restaurants, screaming…

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Dear Blake, When I was 17, I was engaged to a serviceman. I broke the engagement because my mother disapproved….

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Dear Blake, I am a man who owns a large four-bedroom home, and I have two tenants. One pays the…

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Dear Blake, We bought our first home seven months ago. We love it, except for one major issue. Our neighbor,…

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Dear Blake, I am a 17-year-old girl and somewhat spoiled. My mother delivers breakfast in bed to me daily. My…

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Dear Blake, I am a 51-year-old married woman. I have a friend who is 68 and divorced. We have a…

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Dear Blake, My physical attraction to my boyfriend has significantly diminished due to his baldness. I know this may seem…

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Dear Blake, I am pregnant. Because of this, my father-in-law has started to dote on me, especially with food. He…

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Dear Blake, I met this guy through a dating site. We began chatting and hit it off. We talk almost…

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Dear Blake, I have been married for 49 years. When we retired, we moved to Florida. Ron is 71 and…

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Dear Blake, I will soon be married 48 years, but it is not much of a marriage. There are rarely…

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Dear Blake, I have a super-sensitive adult child who calls me regularly to criticize another sibling. Mothers do not like…

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Dear Blake, I’m an 11-year-old girl. I just started middle school (sixth grade). The girls in my class have been…

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Dear Blake, I dearly love my husband. We’ve been married 33 years. Like most couples, we’ve had our ups and…

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Dear Blake, Traditionally, husbands-to-be ask the fiancee’s father for permission to marry her. Why do we never hear about the…

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Dear Blake, My husband and I enjoy drinking wine. Because of our busy schedule, we often stock up when there…

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Dear Blake, I’m a fifth-grader, and I’d like to know something important to boys my age. I want to know…

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