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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A story about a female Capitol Hill reporter unexpectedly barred from the House Speaker’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – During an interview on “CBS Sunday Morning”, host Ted Koppel tell…

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BREAKING NEWS – Titusville, Florida – Sheriff Wayne Ivey in central Florida is giving the search for criminals a creative…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Retired veteran journalist Dan Rather offered a rallying cry on Facebook…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sports announcer Brent Musburger is retiring at age 77. Millions of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Bill and Hillary Clinton dressed the part after they came to terms with CBS…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CBS, NBC, ABC, and CNN, have now filed a lawsuit against Donald Trump in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Farmville, Virginia – CBS anchor and vice president debate moderator Elaine Quijano finally responded to criticism of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CBS Evening News edited out what sure sounded like a Freudian…

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Wolf Blitzer who was anchoring CNN’s coverage of the Democratic National Convention, is now…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – While talking to Scott Pelley from CBS, Hillary Clinton was questioned regarding her…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CBS is refusing to air advertisements for the new movie “Truth”,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Republican presidential candidate Rand Paul will be campaigning for the next couple of weeks…

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BREAKING NEWS – Trinity, Texas – A photo of Trinity Police Chief Steven Jones and Officer Donald Givens with the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Veteran TV-news correspondent Steve Kroft enjoyed a string of hotel hookups…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Bill Cosby’s upcoming appearance on CBS’ “Late Show with David Letterman”…

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BREAKING – Los Angeles, California – “The Arsenio Hall Show” has been canceled because of low ratings, ending Hall’s late-night…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My cousin who is a business owner, is still mad at me because I didn’t take his side after CBS’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A spokesman for Secretary of State John Kerry finally explain why he recently did…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Daytime’s #1-rated series and the longest-running game show in television history, “The Price…

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