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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former CBS CEO Les Moonves, who resigned in September following a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – On CBS News’ 60 Minutes, California Governor Jerry Brown went biblical. He told Bill…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – According to Nielsen, the premiere of “The Alec Baldwin Show” tanked…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton says that her husband was right not to resign…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Julie Chen is leaving her duties as a co-host of “The…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CBS Chief Les Moonves resigned, just hours after six more women…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Los Angeles prosecutors declined to pursue sexual abuse claims against high-powered CBS CEO…

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BREAKING NEWS – Auckland, New Zealand – Hillary Clinton’s latest excuse why she lost in 2016, “reality TV”. While promoting…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Twenty-seven additional women have accused Charlie Rose of sexual misconduct, in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Disgraced CBS anchor Charlie Rose is being slated to star in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former NBC “Today” host Matt Lauer files a $100 million lawsuit…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “CBS This Morning” co-host and longtime PBS star Charlie Rose has…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Attorneys for CNN, NBC, MSNBC, CBS, and ABC are currently seeking…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The now-former CBS legal eagle who was fired for saying she…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hayley Geftman-Gold, who was a vice president and senior legal counsel…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A story about a female Capitol Hill reporter unexpectedly barred from the House Speaker’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – During an interview on “CBS Sunday Morning”, host Ted Koppel tell…

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BREAKING NEWS – Titusville, Florida – Sheriff Wayne Ivey in central Florida is giving the search for criminals a creative…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Retired veteran journalist Dan Rather offered a rallying cry on Facebook…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sports announcer Brent Musburger is retiring at age 77. Millions of…

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