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Life through Blake’s eyes…

After doing some extensive research, I have discovered that a mythical animal got its name from the bible. Here’s how…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A non-Christian friend of mine asked me if there will be any insects in heaven? After thinking about it, I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I find it fascinating how certain books in the bible got their titles. One of them got its name from…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I heard a story about two college students who were roommates at seminary, that rarely got along. One day they…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In my opinion on Judgement Day, the harshest penalty God can impose on non-Christians who are also arsonists, is NOT…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A non-Christian friend of mine asked me if there will be WiFi in hell. After thinking about it, I told…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Once again, I embarrassed myself by challenging the pastor of my church. I told him that he had it wrong…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had such a weird dream the other night. I love sweaters, and I dreamt that I was standing in…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

If you reject Jesus, plus you often think about a past boyfriend or girlfriend that also rejected Jesus, when you…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

One of the gifts brought to Mary when the magi first saw Jesus, was frankincense. When I was child, I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

If the three wise men, weren’t all that wise… Wise Man 1: It’s so dark out here in this desert,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who’s not a Christian, asked me an interesting question. He stated that he believes he is…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

The pianist at my church is very gifted. Not only is she a talented musician, she can also repair most…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I think it is important that we Christians should have peace, regardless of our circumstances. That’s why I believe after…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In the Old Testament, David was very forgiving, no matter how he was treated. When he was asked how he…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Here’s a question for believers that are often depressed and live in northern Alaska. Can Christians that are bi-polar bear…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

The following is an excerpt from a very angry crowd: “Getting flood insurance is a waste of money”, shouted one…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had a very strange dream last night, and I can remember it in detail. I was standing in front…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Maintaining the same job while in hell will be difficult, because everyone residing there will be getting fired.

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