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Life through Blake’s eyes…

The following is an excerpt from a very angry crowd: “Getting flood insurance is a waste of money”, shouted one…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had a very strange dream last night, and I can remember it in detail. I was standing in front…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Maintaining the same job while in hell will be difficult, because everyone residing there will be getting fired.

Life through Blake’s eyes…

My neighbor, who has often hacked into companies and wreaked havoc on their systems, told me that he recently hacked…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

As a Christian, it’s not up to me to judge where a person’s ultimate destination will be. But I personally…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In the bible, the Pharisees and Sadducees hated Jesus, because every time they tried to entrap him, he answered their…

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Firefighters that reject Jesus Christ, will be very frustrated in hell.

Life through Blake’s eyes…

It’s amazing how much you can learn from the bible. At church last Sunday I found out that Goliath was…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

As a Christian, I believe that everyone on the planet should be doing the Lord’s work, and in a sense,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

It happened around 2000 years ago. When Mary was about to give birth after she and Joseph arrived in Bethlehem,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When Moses discovered that he was a Hebrew, he began to spy on Ramses to see if he had also…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I often wonder how Adam and Eve allowed themselves to be conned and manipulated by Satan. After some of the…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In John 14:2, it clearly states that God has many rooms prepared for believers, and we can stay there free,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently found out that I took another scripture out of context. In the 27th chapter of Matthew, the massive…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Even though it’s not actually in the bible, I believe cleanliness is next to godliness. This is why I cannot…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Since I have been a Christian, I have kept all of my bank statements. I made the decision decades ago…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I fell asleep last night, while praying intensely for God to help me with my insomnia. I know He can…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Who was the first person involved in the stock market? I believe it was God, and I base my opinion…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine that’s a preschool teacher was outraged after another teacher stole one of the vowels that was…

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