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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine that just became a Christian, asked me out of the four branches of our military which…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A new neighbor of mine rejected my offer to come to church this Easter because we “believers” are inspired by…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I guess some things are unavoidable. Even if airplanes existed 2000 years ago, and Jesus wanted to avoid having to…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Well, it looks like I have to get a lawyer, because my “former” friend that’s also a pastor is taking…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A couple that lives next door to me are getting a divorce. They know I’m a Christian, and they asked…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Last week, the pastor of my church preached about “envy”. He explained how destructive it is, and encouraged everyone to…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a Christian friend that called me Christmas evening after she had a party, and was really depressed. After…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

According to the bible in 1 Corinthians 15:52, the rapture will happen instantaneously as it states, “In a moment, in…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

After doing some extensive research, I have discovered that a mythical animal got its name from the bible. Here’s how…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A non-Christian friend of mine asked me if there will be any insects in heaven? After thinking about it, I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I find it fascinating how certain books in the bible got their titles. One of them got its name from…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I heard a story about two college students who were roommates at seminary, that rarely got along. One day they…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In my opinion on Judgement Day, the harshest penalty God can impose on non-Christians who are also arsonists, is NOT…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A non-Christian friend of mine asked me if there will be WiFi in hell. After thinking about it, I told…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Once again, I embarrassed myself by challenging the pastor of my church. I told him that he had it wrong…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had such a weird dream the other night. I love sweaters, and I dreamt that I was standing in…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

If you reject Jesus, plus you often think about a past boyfriend or girlfriend that also rejected Jesus, when you…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

One of the gifts brought to Mary when the magi first saw Jesus, was frankincense. When I was child, I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

If the three wise men, weren’t all that wise… Wise Man 1: It’s so dark out here in this desert,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who’s not a Christian, asked me an interesting question. He stated that he believes he is…

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