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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently found out that I took another scripture out of context. In the 27th chapter of Matthew, the massive…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Even though it’s not actually in the bible, I believe cleanliness is next to godliness. This is why I cannot…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Since I have been a Christian, I have kept all of my bank statements. I made the decision decades ago…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I fell asleep last night, while praying intensely for God to help me with my insomnia. I know He can…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Who was the first person involved in the stock market? I believe it was God, and I base my opinion…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine that’s a preschool teacher was outraged after another teacher stole one of the vowels that was…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A petition started by the ACLU that has thousands of signatures by liberal pastors…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine from church recently took a drive with his new girlfriend in a mountainous region of the…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently paid $3500 for an ancient document, to a man who was loitering outside of museum. It was in…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I didn’t know much about the bible when I first became a Christian. So when a friend of mine with…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have always been a very ambitious person, and when I recently found out that Tungsten steel has the highest…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had a strange dream the other day, and I was wondering if it was God trying to tell me…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Adapted from the 2005 best-seller “Christ The Lord: Out of Egypt,” Cyrus Nowrasteh’s…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In the bible, God would sometimes altar His plans to accommodate the mindset of the people He was dealing with….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine told me he was walking down the street when a well dressed man in a business…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I met a lady in church that recently became a Christian, and I was explaining to her that all believers…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Ok Christians, how well do you know the Old Testament? Here’s a question for you. What was the name of…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Even though I can’t prove it biblically, I think right before God created the earth, He went out and purchased…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was relaxing on the edge of shore on a beach listening to the sounds of the surf, that was…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

As a Christian, it is improper to threaten someone with vengeance, and unfortunately that’s what I was recently guilty of….

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