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Life through Blake’s eyes…

No matter how I often I read the bible, I always learn something new. While reading the fifth chapter of…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Here is some good news for non-Christians that like track and field. Sprinting events will take place regularly in hell….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Well, I got kicked out of another bible study group this week, which makes it the 4th one this year….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

It is unfortunate that Satan continues to recruit gullible/misguided arsonists, convincing them that if they take his side, they’ll have…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

According Matthew 14:13-2, Jesus miraculously fed 5000 people with just two fish. I don’t know what kind of fish it…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

According to the Genesis 21:2, Sarah became pregnant and gave birth at 90 years old. I’m assuming that more than…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Good news for people who reject Jesus! You no longer have to exclusively go to hell in a hand basket,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In a recently discovered ancient artifact discovered near Mt. Ararat, a note written by Noah gives some insight on what…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

According to Genesis 1:29, when humans were initially created, God commanded us to be vegetarians. I can’t prove it by…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

If Noah had a sense of humor like man, when people started banging on the ark as the flood waters…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who is now a Christian, used to be a womanizer for as far back as I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I know that Peter is often considered to be the most outspoken of all the disciples, but I wonder if…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I’m always amazed at how gullible people are that never go to church. I actually convinced a neighbor of mine…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I went to a Christmas show at a church a friend of mine invited me to. But unfortunately, three of…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

According to the 8th chapter of John in the bible, after some teachers of the law and the Pharisees brought…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

  If I were God, I would make it known worldwide to people that reject Jesus Christ, they will have…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I think it’s a real possibility that people who sought being popular while they were alive, will have a second…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

According to the Bible in book of Revelation 21:21, the streets of heaven will be made of gold. I hope…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

After several months of me making a request, the choir director of my church finally let me sing solo. And…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

On my quest to prove the existence of Noah’s Ark, I went to Mount Ararat in Turkey. This is where, according…

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