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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Feds are now offering a possible change in visa status to persuade illegal immigrants…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Democrats are on edge over Hillary Clinton’s forthcoming book that is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Woodbridge, Virginia – An MS-13 gang member on the FBI’s Ten Most Wanted list has been captured…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MS-13 doesn’t fear prison, President Trump or even death. But there…

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BREAKING NEWS – Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer had choice words for Hillary Clinton in a recent interview, blasting the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – James Comey, the former FBI director who was fired by President Trump, sent a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senator Chuck Schumer who was outraged at President Trump for firing FBI Director, was…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi broke with fellow…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Chuck Schumer stated that he is still outraged that Donald Trump…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During President’s Bush’s two terms of office from 2001-2008, the amount of illegals that…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D., N.Y.) said in November 2015…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Senator Chuck Schumer is now stating that anyone who is deported…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Senator Chuck Schumer is now criticizing President Trump on his handling…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump has outlined a new screening process for would-be immigrants designed to exclude…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Incoming Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, smarting from the Democratic Party’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In defending Loretta Lynch regarding her meeting with Bill Clinton on…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sen. Chuck Schumer, is criticizing President Obama over the 2010 health…

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