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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – During an interview on CNN. Hillary Clinton says the time for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A White House reporter for CNN was forced to issue a public apology on…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The wife of CNN political commentator Van Jones has reportedly filed for divorce….

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A video on Twitter shows New York congressional candidate Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Connecticut – ESPN’s Max Kellerman said on “First Take” that Tiger Woods’ response to questions about…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Lanny Davis, the high-powered attorney of President Trump’s longtime “fixer”-turned-foe Michael Cohen, admitted he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – CNN’s April Ryan said White House press secretary Sarah Sanders should pay for…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton now openly admits that she endures very painful flashbacks…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cleveland, Ohio – Hoops star Lebron James slams President Trump for being divisive. James stated that he…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – U.S. Supreme Court Justice 85 year old Ruth Bader Ginsburg revealed…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN star Jake Tapper “blew up at his staff” last week…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton is now blaming liberal networks, MSNBC and CNN for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former CNN producer Steve Krakauer took to Twitter to blast Jim Acosta, the network’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – For the 18th straight week in a row according to AdWeek, Fox News Channel…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CNN White House correspondent Jim Acosta railed against Kim Kardashian West, visiting the Oval…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A small sinkhole has begun to form on the north lawn of the White…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CNN political analyst April Ryan has been accused of twisting Sarah Sanders’ words in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Symone Sanders, a CNN political commentator and former press secretary for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – CNN was slammed for hypocrisy over the weekend when the network glorified President John…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s Anderson Cooper confirmed he and longtime boyfriend Benjamin Maisani split…

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