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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s Don Lemon asks music legend Gladys Knight if she’s worried…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – During a CNN town hall at Drake University, Kamala Harris vows to get…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – San Diego’s KUSI accused CNN of backing off a request for a local…

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BREAKING NEWS – McAllen, Texas – CNN’s Jim Acosta was mocked across social media for posting a video that was…

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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – Utah Senator-Elect Mitt Romney continued to criticize President Trump on, telling CNN’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Donald Trump made his first visit to a war zone,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hamburg, Germany – Claas Relotius, a reporter and editor, admitted to fabricating parts of at least 14…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN announced that it had fired commentator Marc Lamont Hill after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CNN’s Jim Acosta is now threatening to go on a hunger strike until he…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN is still currently outraged that Jim Acosta no longer has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The White House has revoked press credentials for CNN reporter Jim Acosta, following a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sunny Hostin, a co-host on ABC News’ “The View, waded into…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CNN’s Chief White House Correspondent Jim Acosta’s press pass to access the White House…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – On “Cuomo Prime Time”, Chris Cuomo challenged CNN’s anchor Don Lemon’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN anchor Don Lemon said on his show to conservative commentator…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hours after CNN’s New York City headquarters were evacuated over an…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – During an interview on CNN. Hillary Clinton says the time for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A White House reporter for CNN was forced to issue a public apology on…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The wife of CNN political commentator Van Jones has reportedly filed for divorce….

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A video on Twitter shows New York congressional candidate Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez…

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