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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden finally confronts CNN’s, David Axelrod, who was former President Barack Obama’s chief…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi sought to move on from questions about impeachment during a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Newsweek writer Jessica Kwong behind a story on President Trump’s Thanksgiving plans, has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – A recent Quinnipiac University poll shows nationwide support for Elizabeth Warren’s presidential candidacy…

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BREAKING NEWS – Greenville, South Carolina – A seemingly frustrated Joe Biden advised a protester to “vote for Trump” after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Jane Fonda said she wants to get arrested every Friday — all to address…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, after saying in March that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden said Elizabeth Warren has an “elitist attitude” in a radio interview. He…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump said that he did not tell House Speaker Nancy Pelosi about the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN political commentator Van Jones said that Hillary Clinton was “playing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden offered an apology for previously referring to President Clinton’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC News still hasn’t explained how it mistook footage from a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Democratic presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke said religious institutions should be stripped of their…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden’s presidential campaign requested in a letter that major news networks not invite…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – As President Trump faces media scrutiny over a phone call he…

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BREAKING NEWS – South Bend, Indiana – If you eat hamburgers or use plastic drinking straws, consider yourself part of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s Brian Stelter, is facing backlash for blaming technical issues after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – With the deadline to qualify for next month’s third round of Democratic presidential debates…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A viral video in which the “Cuomo Prime Time” host Chris…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN is fast-tracking an all-black panel show, Page Six has exclusively…

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