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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Moritz, Switzerland – Skiing star Lindsey Vonn suffered a back injury during a World Cup super-G…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The news network famously dubbed “Fake News” by President Donald Trump will be boycotting…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN wants to ban the term “fake news?” In an opinion…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – When LaVar Ball the father of suspended UCLA player LiAngelo Ball spoke to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former DNC chair Donna Brazile continues to defend giving Hillary Clinton…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While being interviewed by Tucker Carlson on Fox, Donna Brazile defended…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Attorneys for CNN, NBC, MSNBC, CBS, and ABC are currently seeking…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Trump’s Justice Department is reportedly mulling an antitrust challenge to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mark Halperin, the NBC and MSNBC analyst who co-authored the bestselling…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC star Rachel Maddow’s latest anti-Trump conspiracy theory was so outlandish…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Anderson Cooper has acknowledged that the Vanderbilt family were also slave…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Kathy Griffin, the comedian that made headlines after she was featured in a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – CNN has issued a public apology regarding Hurricane Harvey. They initially warned that people…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Filmmaker Michael Moore called supporters of President Donald Trump “racists” while…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – On the heels of his latest fiery clash with a White House spokesperson, CNN…

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BREAKING NEWS – Long Island, New York – President Trump gave an impassioned speech on, vowing to “destroy the vile…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – CNN is facing widespread backlash for seeming to imply the network would reveal the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In a live chat, that featured reporter Clarissa Ward, Sherrie Westin…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – CNN is being accused of creating a pro-Muslim narrative for a live TV shot…

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BREAKING NEWS -New York City, New York – Just a few days ago, Don Lemon began “CNN Tonight” with an…

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