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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden offered an apology for previously referring to President Clinton’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC News still hasn’t explained how it mistook footage from a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Democratic presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke said religious institutions should be stripped of their…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden’s presidential campaign requested in a letter that major news networks not invite…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – As President Trump faces media scrutiny over a phone call he…

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BREAKING NEWS – South Bend, Indiana – If you eat hamburgers or use plastic drinking straws, consider yourself part of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s Brian Stelter, is facing backlash for blaming technical issues after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – With the deadline to qualify for next month’s third round of Democratic presidential debates…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A viral video in which the “Cuomo Prime Time” host Chris…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN is fast-tracking an all-black panel show, Page Six has exclusively…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s Jake Tapper fired back Monday at “Squad” member Rep. Rashida…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Police shoot and kill Willem Van Spronsen who was allegedly armed…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While NBC decided to hold a private meeting in mid-June to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Vice President Joe Biden faced mockery for claiming that Russia…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN is airing the much-anticipated Democratic National Committee-sanctioned debates live from…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN abruptly cut the feed after Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A former FBI official and frequent critic of President Trump stated that Christopher Steele…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The New York Times is cracking down on its own reporters,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN boss Jeff Zucker has been forced to address online rumors…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Ratings-challenged CNN is reducing headcount as the network moves into a luxurious new headquarters,…

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