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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN anchor Jake Tapper took former Vice President Joe Biden to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CNN chief White House correspondent Jim Acosta’s latest report has been labeled “idiotic” and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – CNN contributor and former Democratic candidate for Florida governor, Andrew Gillum, was found “inebriated”…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Bernie Sanders’ campaign is accusing Joe Biden of pushing for a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN commentator Angela Rye shamed black Trump supporters, arguing that they…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charleston, South Carolina – Joe Biden unwittingly boosted his late son Beau’s resumé during a CNN town…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN Chief Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin blasted President Trump’s legal team,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN anchor Chris Cuomo was quick to defend climate activist Greta…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC host Lawrence O’Donnell is going after CNN for paying people…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s critics had fun with the network’s in-house media reporter Brian…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe apologized for lying to federal investigators concerning an…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Eric Swalwell, D-Calif., said that if President Trump refuses to send the documents…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden finally confronts CNN’s, David Axelrod, who was former President Barack Obama’s chief…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi sought to move on from questions about impeachment during a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Newsweek writer Jessica Kwong behind a story on President Trump’s Thanksgiving plans, has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – A recent Quinnipiac University poll shows nationwide support for Elizabeth Warren’s presidential candidacy…

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BREAKING NEWS – Greenville, South Carolina – A seemingly frustrated Joe Biden advised a protester to “vote for Trump” after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Jane Fonda said she wants to get arrested every Friday — all to address…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, after saying in March that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden said Elizabeth Warren has an “elitist attitude” in a radio interview. He…

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