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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton now openly admits that she endures very painful flashbacks…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cleveland, Ohio – Hoops star Lebron James slams President Trump for being divisive. James stated that he…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – U.S. Supreme Court Justice 85 year old Ruth Bader Ginsburg revealed…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN star Jake Tapper “blew up at his staff” last week…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton is now blaming liberal networks, MSNBC and CNN for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former CNN producer Steve Krakauer took to Twitter to blast Jim Acosta, the network’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – For the 18th straight week in a row according to AdWeek, Fox News Channel…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CNN White House correspondent Jim Acosta railed against Kim Kardashian West, visiting the Oval…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A small sinkhole has begun to form on the north lawn of the White…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CNN political analyst April Ryan has been accused of twisting Sarah Sanders’ words in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Symone Sanders, a CNN political commentator and former press secretary for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – CNN was slammed for hypocrisy over the weekend when the network glorified President John…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s Anderson Cooper confirmed he and longtime boyfriend Benjamin Maisani split…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – More than a week after Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan delivered a blistering…

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BREAKING NEWS – Parkland, Florida – A Florida student claims that CNN rewrote his question for the network’s town hall…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Trump responded to recent criticism from rap mogul Jay-Z by…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – White House policy adviser and Trump loyalist Stephen Miller tried to…

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BREAKING NEWS –  New York City, New York – CNN put the “J” in journalism Sunday night, with a marijuana-themed…

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BREAKING NEWS New York City, New York – A day after longtime liberal contributor Joan Walsh was released from MSNBC,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Mainstream media heralds book depicting Santa Claus as a gay black man.  Mrs. Claus…

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