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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A viral video in which the “Cuomo Prime Time” host Chris…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN is fast-tracking an all-black panel show, Page Six has exclusively…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s Jake Tapper fired back Monday at “Squad” member Rep. Rashida…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Police shoot and kill Willem Van Spronsen who was allegedly armed…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While NBC decided to hold a private meeting in mid-June to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Vice President Joe Biden faced mockery for claiming that Russia…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN is airing the much-anticipated Democratic National Committee-sanctioned debates live from…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN abruptly cut the feed after Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A former FBI official and frequent critic of President Trump stated that Christopher Steele…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The New York Times is cracking down on its own reporters,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN boss Jeff Zucker has been forced to address online rumors…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Ratings-challenged CNN is reducing headcount as the network moves into a luxurious new headquarters,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Fox News Channel dominated basic cable for the month of April,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s Chris Cuomo sparred with Trump attorney Rudy Giuliani over Attorney…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – Bernie Sanders was asked in a CNN town hall whether he, like Sen. Elizabeth…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After Jussie Smollett was arrested for filing a false police report,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s Don Lemon asks music legend Gladys Knight if she’s worried…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – During a CNN town hall at Drake University, Kamala Harris vows to get…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – San Diego’s KUSI accused CNN of backing off a request for a local…

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BREAKING NEWS – McAllen, Texas – CNN’s Jim Acosta was mocked across social media for posting a video that was…

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