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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Anderson Cooper has acknowledged that the Vanderbilt family were also slave…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Kathy Griffin, the comedian that made headlines after she was featured in a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – CNN has issued a public apology regarding Hurricane Harvey. They initially warned that people…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Filmmaker Michael Moore called supporters of President Donald Trump “racists” while…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – On the heels of his latest fiery clash with a White House spokesperson, CNN…

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BREAKING NEWS – Long Island, New York – President Trump gave an impassioned speech on, vowing to “destroy the vile…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – CNN is facing widespread backlash for seeming to imply the network would reveal the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In a live chat, that featured reporter Clarissa Ward, Sherrie Westin…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – CNN is being accused of creating a pro-Muslim narrative for a live TV shot…

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BREAKING NEWS -New York City, New York – Just a few days ago, Don Lemon began “CNN Tonight” with an…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) refused during an interview on CNN’s State of the Union…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CNN, NBC, MSNBC, and the New York Times, have now lodged a complaint at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Incoming White House press secretary Sean Spicer said CNN reporter Jim Acosta should apologize…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CBS, NBC, ABC, and CNN, have now filed a lawsuit against Donald Trump in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Even though it was obvious to viewers on election night, CNN reporters were devastated…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC News says it is investigating one of its producers after…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton reportedly became “physically violent” towards her own campaign staff…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Donna Brazile, the interim chair of the Democratic National Committee, began providing town hall…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Louis, Missouri – According to a source from Hillary Clinton’s campaign, she was genuinely upset after…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN hypocrisy? Donald Trump is being assailed in the media for…

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