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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Colin Kaepernick, who started a firestorm in the NFL when he decided to kneel…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Former 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick will have a chance to work out in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Beaverton, Oregon – Nike pulls a Betsy Ross-themed Fourth of July sneaker after Colin Kaepernick raises concern….

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Pink Floyd’s Roger Waters called upon Maroon 5, Travis Scott and Big Boi…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Jay-Z isn’t the only person upset with Travis Scott for agreeing…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Free-agent quarterback Colin Kaepernick reportedly would play for the Washington Redskins, or any…

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BREAKING NEWS – Nike selected the controversial former San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick as the new face of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Buffalo, New York – O.J. Simpson sat down for his first major interview since being released from…

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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Clara, California – The San Francisco 49ers announced they have signed Jimmy Garoppolo to a five-year…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sean “P. Diddy” Combs, has expressed interest in buying the North…

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BREAKING NEWS – Ndew York City, New York – New York City officials allowed former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former quarterback Colin Kaepernick accepted Sports Illustrated’s Muhammad Ali Legacy Award…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Colin Kaepernick asked President Trump to intervene on his behalf and to help…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Colin Kaepernick, the former San Francisco 49ers quarterback, took part Thursday in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Colin Kaepernick reacted via Twitter to NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell saying he believes…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Former San Francisco quarterback Colin Kaepernick, who sparked backlash by starting the trend…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Comedian Kathy Griffin, who’s started to push back against the controversy over her…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Controversial quarterback Colin Kaepernick deserves a chance to continue his NFL…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Director Spike Lee announced he will host a rally supporting unsigned…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Shaun King, a Black Lives Matter leader and writer for the…

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