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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Kirk Douglas, one of the great Hollywood leading men whose off-screen life was…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – The NAACP files a lawsuit against Cory Booker and Kamala Harris accusing both of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Trenton, New Jersey – New Jersey Sen. Cory Booker has suspended his campaign for the Democratic presidential…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Democratic National Committee released the criteria to qualify for the January 14, 2020,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Presidential candidate Sen. Cory Booker said he was “taken aback” by 2020 Democratic nomination…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – A super PAC formed to support Sen. Cory Booker’s presidential campaign announced that…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Protesters and activists from UltraViolet stormed the NBC headquarters in New…

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BREAKING NEWS – Peterborough, New Hampshire – While on the campaign trail, Cory Booker made a thinly veiled dig at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Cory Booker and Kamala Harris storm out of a meeting with the Congressional Black…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Cory Booker has unveiled a plan that he says will lift more than…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Sen. Cory Booker’s presidential campaign manager is warning in a memo to staff…

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BREAKING NEWS – Newark, New Jersey – As thousands of residents of New Jersey’s largest city received bottled water this…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Liberal filmmaker Michael Moore once again tried to make the case…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – The official winner of Wednesday night’s Democratic debate in Detroit: Kool-Aid. Sen. Cory Booker…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton is now warning the 2020 democratic presidential candidates, to get it together…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In the last fundraising quarter, nearly half of the Democratic presidential candidates spent more…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After an elaborate random drawing aired live on CNN, former Vice…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Sen. Cory Booker accused Democratic presidential frontrunner Joe Biden of not having the right…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Presidential hopeful Beto O’ Rourke sidestepped a question about tax rates on wealthy Americans…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Casinos all over Sin City are now accepting wagers on what will happen…

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