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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic Sen. Cory Booker, amid the ongoing FBI probe into sexual assault allegations against…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – New Jersey Democratic Sen. Cory Booker is facing accusations of hypocrisy over his calls…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At least four black democrats will seek the presidential nomination in 2020, Cory Booker,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Orleans, Louisiana – At the Netroots Nation Conference in New Orleans, Cory Booker drew the most…

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