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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Clothing and fashion company Rosegal defends their latest item, the “Retro Elbow Drawstring Mask…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Bill Cosby’s attorney initially stated that the legendary comedian planned on suing internet…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – After a marathon meeting over the weekend, between NASA, astronomers, and theologians, they unfortunately…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Even though I don’t know much about computers, I’m embarrassed to say that I really got taken advantage of last…

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BREAKING NEWS – Carlsbad, California – Thousands of personal trainers nationwide are presently creating a website. It will provide local classified…

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