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BREAKING NEWS – Louisville, Kentucky – KFC has announced that it is releasing a limited edition chicken corsage this prom…

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BREAKING NEWS – Louisville, Kentucky – The CEO of Kentucky Fried Chicken David C. Novak, states that PETA is making…

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BREAKING NEWS – KFC CEO David C. Novak, decides to take the exact opposite position of competitor Chic-fil-A, by saying…

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