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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Department of Labor has filed a compliant against Santa Claus and his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU has now filed a class action lawsuit against clothing stores nationwide on…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Chicago Police Department has unconstitutionally engaged in a pattern of excessive force, US…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A petition started by the ACLU that has thousands of signatures by liberal pastors…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to a joint investigation conducted by the Department of Treasury and the Labor…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angles, California – According to the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department, a private security firm going…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FBI along with the Department of Labor have jointly released some startling crime…

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – Santa Claus has been arrested for running a sweat shop in his toy…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Because of the current economy, the Department of Labor states that they have had…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The CIA has now confirmed the validity of a document recently smuggled out of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Department of Labor announces that some businesses have grown dramatically during the Obama…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Department of Labor is now recommending that all employers should start asking anyone…

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