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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Burlington, Iowa – Joe Biden’s latest gaffe on the campaign trail was mistakenly recalling the location of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, D-Hawaii, slammed MSNBC during a contentious interview on the network, accusing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Anaheim, California – Beneficiaries of the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program and their allies temporarily blocked…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – A very angry Kim Jong Un is now threatening to send an intercontinental…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Veterans Affairs Secretary Robert McDonald on Monday compared the length of time veterans wait…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – For hundreds of years, the arrival of the bubonic plague in Europe in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Commandant General James Amos of the Marines nixes his plans to redesign the dress…

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