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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN announced that it had fired commentator Marc Lamont Hill after…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – On “Cuomo Prime Time”, Chris Cuomo challenged CNN’s anchor Don Lemon’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN anchor Don Lemon said on his show to conservative commentator…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cleveland, Ohio – Hoops star Lebron James slams President Trump for being divisive. James stated that he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CNN political analyst April Ryan has been accused of twisting Sarah Sanders’ words in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Filmmaker Michael Moore called supporters of President Donald Trump “racists” while…

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BREAKING NEWS -New York City, New York – Just a few days ago, Don Lemon began “CNN Tonight” with an…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Even though it was obvious to viewers on election night, CNN reporters were devastated…

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