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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Strasbourg, France – While addressing the European Parliament, German Chancellor Angela Merkel stated, “We have to work…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN is still currently outraged that Jim Acosta no longer has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Paris, France – After President Trump touched down in France, he immediately took a shot at President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump criticized former President Obama in response to Michelle Obama’s criticism of his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The White House has revoked press credentials for CNN reporter Jim Acosta, following a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sunny Hostin, a co-host on ABC News’ “The View, waded into…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In 7/29/14 Sen. Dianne Feinstein wrote a letter to then-President Barack Obama informing him…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CNN’s Chief White House Correspondent Jim Acosta’s press pass to access the White House…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters is calling democrats on Wall Street “spineless wimps” for refusing to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – On CBS News’ 60 Minutes, California Governor Jerry Brown went biblical. He told Bill…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU has just announced that they believe the game “Uno” is anti-Hispanic, because…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A dozen migrants traveling by foot from Honduras to the U.S. to seek asylum…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton said President Trump’s Young Black Leadership Summit was “shameful,”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Donald Trump is seeking more than $300,000 in attorney fees after a federal…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tallahassee, Florida – Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi said it was “disgraceful” for Rep. Maxine Waters to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The caravan of more than 7,000 Central American migrants continues its journey in spite…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hours after CNN’s New York City headquarters were evacuated over an…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Trump tweeted a 2005 video in which Obama, then a senator, made a statement…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU has persuaded an increasing amount of teachers not to give grammar school…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cologny/Geneva, Switzerland – The U.S. is back on top as the most competitive country in the world,…

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