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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – A law firm managed by Michael Avenatti, the attorney representing adult-film star Stormy…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Haven, Connecticut – While delivering the 2018 commencement address at Yale, Hillary Clinton admitted that she…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – A member of the notorious MS-13 street gang known as “Animal,” who admitted to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Minority Speaker Nancy Pelosi stated that President Trump should not have moved the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump’s attorney, Rudy Giuliani, has announced that special counsel Robert Mueller has told…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cannes, France – Director Spike Lee railed against President Donald Trump in an expletive-laced monologue following the…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Former San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown wrote an op-ed calling for his fellow…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton is encouraging Christians worldwide to ask God to intervene, and force Donald…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – NBC News reporter Hallie Jackson said that President Trump’s wee-hours greeting of the three…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Secretary of State Mike Pompeo secured the release of 3 American hostages detained in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The alleged mastermind of the 9/11 attacks, like the Senate intelligence panel’s Democrats, has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Auckland, New Zealand – Hillary Clinton’s latest excuse why she lost in 2016, “reality TV”. While promoting…

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BREAKING NEWS – Richmond, Virginia – Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s Russia probe, in the span of just a few days,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Indianapolis, Indiana – Police are asking anyone who found loose money on an Indiana highway westbound I-70…

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BREAKING NEWS – Menlo Park, California – Facebook accidentally set a “hate speech” button live on its platform for a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Chance the Rapper chimed in on social media Wednesday amid fellow artist Kanye West’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump executed an Executive Order proclaiming April 2018 as Second Chance Month.  In…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Chelsea Clinton called out New York Times reporter Amy Chozick for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – James Comey said his wife and most of his children supported Hillary Clinton in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Two boys tried to steal pizza delivery car but could not drive stick. Miguel…

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