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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “I’m getting a lot of online hate from trolls who think…

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – The FBI has arrested has Santa Claus after a year long investigation, when…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Moritz, Switzerland – Skiing star Lindsey Vonn suffered a back injury during a World Cup super-G…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – LaVar Ball confirmed he sent President Donald Trump a pair of Big Baller…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Trump stated that a recent story by ABC News reporter…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC News has announced that Chief Investigative Correspondent Brian Ross would…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Colin Kaepernick asked President Trump to intervene on his behalf and to help…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The news network famously dubbed “Fake News” by President Donald Trump will be boycotting…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN wants to ban the term “fake news?” In an opinion…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Maxine Waters blames President Trump for indirectly encouraging the three UCLA basketball players…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A piece in GQ Magazine calls on readers to make Thanksgiving…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – When LaVar Ball the father of suspended UCLA player LiAngelo Ball spoke to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump criticized Hillary Clinton, the Democrat he defeated in the 2016 White House…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton is calling President Trump getting the three UCLA players…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seoul, South Korea – Chief Warrant Officer 2 Bobby Zizelman lent his jacket to a chilly Sarah…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Attorneys for CNN, NBC, MSNBC, CBS, and ABC are currently seeking…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The woman who flipped off President Trump’s motorcade last month has been fired on…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Trump’s Justice Department is reportedly mulling an antitrust challenge to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – California Congresswoman Maxine Waters, is now blaming President Trump for the Los Angeles Dodgers…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democrats are outraged at Robert Mueller for not leveling charges at President Trump after…

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