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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The NCAA files a multi-million dollar lawsuit in the nation’s capital against nearly 100…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters says President Trump should be investigated for not firing Robert Mueller…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC host Joe Scarborough says President Trump is ‘antithesis’ of biblical…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Many democrats in D,C. are saying they have some serious concerns regarding Joe Biden…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Wells Fargo CEO Tim Sloan fired back at New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Texas Democratic Rep. Al Green said he will force an impeachment…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – DNC Chair Tom Perez wants President Trump investigated in regards to bribery, accusing him…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington, – A modified plant could turn ordinary houseplants into pollution-eating machines. Tests show that genetically…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – California Democrat Maxine Waters attacked President Trump and said “impeachment is the only answer”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While hosting a rally, Congresswoman Maxine Waters commented on Michael Cohen’s recent testimony before…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA) initially stated that President Trump was responsible…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – At a time when other celebrities are pulling their support for “Empire” actor Jussie…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – More than three weeks after he alleged that he was the victim of a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – The fate of California’s high speed rail project was cast into further doubt when…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez raised eyebrows after comparing President Trump’s border wall…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Dr. Susan Block, a sex therapist known for her HBO appearances, best-selling books,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A House Democrat mocks key Trump administration accomplishments. Rep. Gwen Moore, D-Wis., appeared unimpressed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cedar Rapids, Iowa – Senator Elizabeth Warren targeted President Donald Trump during a campaign speech in Iowa,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former ESPN host Jemele Hill who now writes for The Atlantic, deleted a tweet…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – DNC Chair Tom Perez, tells voters to blame President Trump for the malicious way…

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