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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Mayor Eric Garcetti is flying to Washington, D.C., to meet with Ben Carson,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Columbia, South Carolina – Former vice president Joe Biden delivered a speech before a mostly black congregation…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC host Lawrence O’Donnell is going after CNN for paying people…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Within moments of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi announcing the impeachment managers to prosecute the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters’ theory on why President Trump had Iranian General Qasem Soleimani killed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Belfast, Ireland – Former secretary of state, senator and first lady Hillary Clinton has a new title…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Soon after the United States delivered a major blow to Iran’s terror infrastructure by…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Filmmaker Michael Moore has apologized to Iran on behalf of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dubuque, Iowa – Joe Biden is the only 2020 presidential candidate who was in the White House…

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BREAKING NEWS – Beverly Hills, California – Katy Perry shared a meal with 2020 presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg according to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Iranian missile attacks on two joint U.S.-Iraqi military bases Wednesday morning didn’t kill or…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Time Magazine was slammed over a bizarre article meant to help…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “View” co-host Meghan McCain confronted Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., over the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Maxine Waters, D-Calif., appeared to have been tricked by Russian pranksters into thinking…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., insisted that if House Speaker Nancy Pelosi does not deliver…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC’s Chuck Todd faced backlash on social media for highlighting a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Another sign of how closely divided Americans are over politics: The annual Gallup poll…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Former Vice President Joe Biden on sought to “clarify” his prior remarks that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Russian President Vladimir Putin thanked President Trump by phone for the U.S. providing information…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC host Rev. Al Sharpton harshly criticized pro-Trump evangelicals in the…

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