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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump tweeted that he hopes “Crooked” Hillary Clinton runs for president again, even…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Hillary Clinton moved to take the heat off Harvey Weinstein Friday by outright calling…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – North Korean state media has reported that leader Kim Jong Un has promoted…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Connecticut – Jemele Hill, an ESPN anchor who called for fans to boycott the NFL, has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Democratic Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (Texas) took a knee on the House floor in solidarity with NFL…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to legal experts, Hillary Clinton’s latest angle on the 2016 election, is not…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Comedian Kathy Griffin, who’s started to push back against the controversy over her…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Juan Mayor Carmen Yulin Cruz, a Democrat, went on a tirade on, accusing President Trump of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – North Korea said nearly 5 million citizens have offered to join or re-enlist in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – Becoming more desperate after China imposed sanctions against North Korea, and to show…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton say she plans to seek a court order, demanding…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s team is under fire for ‘brass-knuckle’ tactics in bid to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters is now stating that President Trump’s message of “putting America first”,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During an interview with NPR’s Terry Gross, Hillary Clinton said she wouldn’t rule out…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton has boldly stated that ESPN will face the “wrath”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Eleven-year-old yard services entrepreneur Frank Giaccio locked down his biggest client ever, mowing the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Rev. Jesse Jackson told fellow clergy that President Donald Trump…

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BREAKING NEWS – BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Connecticut – ESPN‘s handling of its latest controversy offers fresh evidence that the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – A Georgia teacher who told students in her math class that they are not…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – While being interviewed on British network Channel 4, Oscar-winning actress Jennifer Lawrence suggested the…

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