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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Former Rep. Beto O’Rourke (D-Texas) said in a new interview that President Trump’s proposed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After Nancy Pelosi requested that President Trump delay his State of the Union address,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has sent a letter to President Donald Trump…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Self-described socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez announced that she will join California Democratic Rep. Maxine Waters…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “The View” co-host Whoopi Goldberg said Donald Trump’s presidency signals that…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC’s Mika Brzezinski said Tuesday before President Trump addressed the nation,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – “Americans elected an authoritarian, an anti-immigrant, racist strongman to the nation’s highest office,” Rep….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters says she has figured out a way to end the government…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Trump administration plans to require that hospitals post their standard charges online and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – Utah Senator-Elect Mitt Romney continued to criticize President Trump on, telling CNN’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a recent tweet, President Trump pointed to the wall former President Obama built…

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BREAKING NEWS – Long Island, New York – The ongoing state and Trump administration crackdown against MS-13 in one of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Donald Trump made his first visit to a war zone,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – U.S. Rep.-elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y. wished her Twitter followers a Merry…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mandan, North Dakota – A North Dakota man accused of plotting to use a forklift to flip…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) introduced a bill calling for the use of $14 billion…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Illinois Rep. Luis Gutierrez blasted Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen as “a liar” and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tijuana, Mexico – Two groups of Central American migrants marched to the U.S. Consulate in Tijuana with…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBC News and MSNBC host Chuck Todd openly fantasized on about…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Presumptive 2020 Democratic presidential candidates currently in Congress are unsure whether to support President…

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