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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi pushed back hard against President Trump’s efforts to cast New…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Partisan fighting in the House of Representatives reached a boiling point when Democratic lawmaker…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden is hitting back against President Trump following his comments…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While the Trump administration is taking heat from Democrats as U.S….

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Conservative activist Charlie Kirk is launching a massive get-out-the-vote campaign aimed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Osaka, Japan – President Trump sat down with Fox News host Tucker Carlson for an exclusive interview…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After last week’s democratic debate, Maxine Waters is now leveling new charges at President…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC hosts Donny Deutsch and Lawrence O’Donnell had a fiery exchange…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – One Washington Post columnist claims to have figured out what led to some black…

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BREAKING NEWS Los Angeles, California – Mayor Eric Garcetti is being targeted for removal from office over his handling of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN abruptly cut the feed after Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Some Republicans in Congress on reintroduced a proposal calling for a ban on burning…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Amid the uproar over President Trump’s controversial statement that he would be willing to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – John Dean, the former White House counsel to Richard Nixon and a key figure…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palmetto, Florida – A woman was taken to a local hospital after she stabbed herself three times…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton is being accused of stealing furniture from the State Department. “Early in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The exact same question was posed to President Trump and Hillary Clinton, which character…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – With just days to go until the Trump administration is set to impose punishing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A former FBI official and frequent critic of President Trump stated that Christopher Steele…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters has a different take on the low unemployment in America. “After…

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