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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden, the 2020 Democratic candidate, can welcome a sixth grandchild into his family…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Several media organizations were forced to make retractions Tuesday after falsely…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump’s campaign slammed South Bend, Ind., Mayor Pete Buttigieg on, after it was…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former President Barack Obama is facing a new wave of criticism from the Democratic…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic presidential front-runner Joe Biden, criticized President Donald Trump for pardoning American service members…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Hillary Clinton continued to stir speculation that she could make a late entry into…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – 2020 presidential hopeful Sen. Kamala Harris, D-Calif., released a never-before-seen video of her reaction…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters is now going after New England quarterback Tom Brady. “Birds of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Albany, New York – Lifelong New Yorker Donald Trump has officially changed his primary residence from Trump…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former NBC anchor Tom Brokaw said that Democrats don’t have “the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, D-Hawaii, penned an op-ed on expressly refuting claims by former presidential…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a lengthy and scathing statement, the former vice president, a front-runner for the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – White Americans are “still running” elsewhere when minorities and immigrants move into their communities,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump said that he did not tell House Speaker Nancy Pelosi about the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Washington Post published a gasp-inducing headline for the ages, describing ISIS leader Abu…

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BREAKING NEWS – Columbia, South Carolina – In a bizarre back-and-forth on her attendance, Kamala Harris said Saturday she would,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Can you actually be ‘scared to death’? Fear can cause your…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The idea of 2020 hopefuls Joe Biden or Pete Buttigieg facing off against President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden offered an apology for previously referring to President Clinton’s…

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