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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Sentosa, Singapore – During the historic meeting between North Korean leader Kim Jong Un and U.S. President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democrats who drafted a bill to abolish Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) suddenly announced…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic lawmakers voiced near-immediate opposition to Judge Brett Kavanaugh, President Donald Trump’s nominee to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – With donations to the Clinton Foundation down 90% since November of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Due to the fact that the economy is booming and it’s the lowest…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton is now blaming liberal networks, MSNBC and CNN for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In front of a stunned crowd, Hillary Clinton crashes a formal function hosted by…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former CNN producer Steve Krakauer took to Twitter to blast Jim Acosta, the network’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Beleaguered chief investigative correspondent Brian Ross is leaving ABC News seven…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mexico City, Mexico – In an election many Mexicans hope will be a turning point for a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Gloria Allred, who is an American women’s rights attorney notable for taking high-profile and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Democratic Rep. Maxine Waters is now encouraging her supporters to fight back against…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A recent United Nations report blasting President Trump and America in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Amid an ongoing dispute between the White House and professional sports teams over national…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The lawyer for anti-Trump FBI agent Peter Strzok fires back against criticism, saying his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Kathy Griffin took a vicious new swing at the first lady over the immigration…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Nancy Pelosi was asked who would she want in office if she was held…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Shortly after blasting President Trump’s immigration policies as a “form of torture,” a top…

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BREAKING NEWS – McLean, Virginia – Comedian Kathy Griffin criticized fellow comedian Kevin Hart for not making fun of President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pulau Ujong, Singapore – President Trump is now being accused of manipulating and bullying Kim Jong Un…

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