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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – California Gov. Jerry Brown ramped up his criticism of President Trump saying that “something’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton predicted that President Trump will “wholesale fire people” following…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters is now saying there is evidence regarding Brett Kavanaugh allegedly sexually…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The editorial board of the Washington Post has declared that President Trump is “complicit”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The wife of CNN political commentator Van Jones has reportedly filed for divorce….

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” namesake Joe Scarborough was slammed for tweeting that…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A video on Twitter shows New York congressional candidate Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cambridge, Massachusetts – While speaking to some college students at Harvard, Hillary Clinton shocked the audience, after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – At Aretha Franklin’s funeral, Al Sharpton decided to address his recent misspelling of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – A large balloon of London Mayor Sadiq Khan wearing a yellow bikini has been…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Connecticut – ESPN’s Max Kellerman said on “First Take” that Tiger Woods’ response to questions about…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A Chinese state-owned company reportedly hacked former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s email server,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tallahassee, Florida – Liberal Tallahassee Mayor Andrew Gillum, fresh off his upset victory in Florida’s gubernatorial primary,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Maxine Waters is now blaming President Trump for insufficient polling data used to determine…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump threatened Google in a tweet, saying the Internet giant’s search engine is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Lanny Davis, the high-powered attorney of President Trump’s longtime “fixer”-turned-foe Michael Cohen, admitted he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – CNN’s April Ryan said White House press secretary Sarah Sanders should pay for…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The last known Nazi collaborator living in the United States —…

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BREAKING NEWS – Greenfield, New Hampshire – At the Hillsborough County Democrats’ fund-raiser, adult movie star Stormy Daniels’ attorney Michael…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – San Francisco’s decrepit, feces-ridden sidewalks are the residents’ No. 1 complaint — so…

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