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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – An author who has been a finalist for a Pulitzer Prize and National Book…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Actress Debra Messing endorsed an Alabama church’s message that black supporters of President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, New Hampshire – 2020 presidential candidate Bernie Sanders lobbed a warning to the “corrupt, greedy corporate…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC host Lawrence O’Donnell kicked off his show Wednesday night by…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s Brian Stelter, is facing backlash for blaming technical issues after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Croydon, New Hampshire – “I want to be clear, I’m not going nuts,” Biden, 76, told an…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Antique Dealers Association have joined with the Paleontological Society to announce that they…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez brushed off a tweet from President Trump on claiming she envied…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN is fast-tracking an all-black panel show, Page Six has exclusively…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Several high-profile Senate Democrats warned the Supreme Court in pointed terms that it could…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Notorious Ponzi scheme architect Bernard Madoff 81, who is currently serving a 150-year prison…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Antonio, Texas – Trump donors whose names and employers were posted in a highly controversial tweet…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – House Oversight Committee Chairman Elijah Cummings, D-Md., invited President Trump to visit his district…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A New York Times headline about President Trump’s remarks on the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – An unnamed source from the 2016 Hillary Clinton campaign, has leaked a portion the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After the DNC Chair Tom Perez noticed that every democratic debate so far, President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump blasted Rev. Al Sharpton as a “con man,” after the MSNBC host…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Liberal actress Bette Midler came under fire after accusing President Trump of paying…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Ex-MSNBC host Krystal Ball blasted her former network as “not journalism”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump drew a torrent of criticism from Democrats on Saturday over a series…

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