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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rudy Giuliani, President Trump’s personal attorney, said, Joe Biden’s son Hunter’s dealings in Ukraine…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump is “Mad” at Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg. “Alfred E. Neuman cannot…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Speaker Nancy Pelosi does not believe President Trump can be removed through impeachment. According…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters has announced her latest plan in her quest to get President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former President Obama took President Trump’s win and Hillary Clinton’s loss in 2016 as…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The New York Times, which apologized for running “anti-Semitic propaganda” against…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Ed Markey, D-Mass., in promoting his Green New Deal, and alleging that President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Nashua, New Hampshire – While former Texas Congressman and Democratic presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke made his second…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After the release of the “Mueller Report”, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has announced that she’ll sign…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Did Congresswoman Maxine Waters have a slip of the tongue or was she…

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BREAKING NEWS – Berlin, Germany – Former president Barack Obama touched on growing divisions within his own party, warning against…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters has now ramped up her desire to have President Trump removed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During President Trump’s Senate confirmation hearing of Interior Secretary nominee David Bernhardt, someone donning…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rachel Maddow’s ratings has plummeted since conclusion of Mueller probe. The…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump is now threatening to close the southern border amid “breaking point warning”….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump said in a statement that the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The NCAA files a multi-million dollar lawsuit in the nation’s capital against nearly 100…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters says President Trump should be investigated for not firing Robert Mueller…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC host Joe Scarborough says President Trump is ‘antithesis’ of biblical…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Many democrats in D,C. are saying they have some serious concerns regarding Joe Biden…

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