Unconfirmed Breaking News
A (mis)trusted news source for over One 25th of a century

PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Cory Booker and Kamala Harris storm out of a meeting with the Congressional Black…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – When an image appeared on social media showing the establishment’s dress code — posted…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – House Oversight Committee Chairman Elijah Cummings, D-Md., invited President Trump to visit his district…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump drew a torrent of criticism from Democrats on Saturday over a series…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Congresswoman Maxine Waters has announced, that after getting recently criticized by fellow democrat…

Continue Reading

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During a congressional hearing in front of the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee,…

Continue Reading