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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot says she plans to endorse a Democratic candidate for president…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Adam Schiff has drawn criticism, however, for later making the head-turning argument that Trump…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden, the 2020 Democratic frontrunner, accepted challenger Sen. Bernie Sanders’ apology late Monday…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The New York Times announced that its editorial board was breaking…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – Sens. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) and Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) had a tense exchange onstage…

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BREAKING NEWS – Marshalltown, Warren – Sen. Elizabeth Warren hit back at Sen. Bernie Sanders after his campaign appeared to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “View” co-host Meghan McCain confronted Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., over the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Democratic National Committee released the criteria to qualify for the January 14, 2020,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden may name-drop Barack Obama every chance he gets, but it looks like…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., held a fundraiser at the City Winery Boston in 2018,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The sixth and final Democratic presidential debate of 2019 began with the long-awaited…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – California Sen. Kamala Harris announced that she is withdrawing from the race for the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – A recent Quinnipiac University poll shows nationwide support for Elizabeth Warren’s presidential candidacy…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Last Thursday, Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., told a school choice activist in Atlanta that…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Protesters and activists from UltraViolet stormed the NBC headquarters in New…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – If 2020 presidential hopeful Sen. Elizabeth Warren’s, D-Mass., health care plan comes to fruition,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, after saying in March that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden said Elizabeth Warren has an “elitist attitude” in a radio interview. He…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington, – Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren, who is eyeing the Democratic Party’s nomination in 2020, may…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Elizabeth Warren’s war on Wall Street has some 2020 Senate candidates in her own…

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