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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Manchester, New Hampshire – At a town hall, Sen. Elizabeth Warren has proposed to eliminate the student…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Presidential candidate Sen. Elizabeth Warren released her 2018 tax returns, showing she and her…

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BREAKING NEWS – Berlin, Germany – Former president Barack Obama touched on growing divisions within his own party, warning against…

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BREAKING NEWS – Jackson, Mississippi – Senator Elizabeth Warren, the Massachusetts democrat who has based her presidential bid on trying…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., said she had “zero” sympathy for parents…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton, the 2016 Democratic nominee, met with former Vice President Joe Biden to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – Bernie Sanders was asked in a CNN town hall whether he, like Sen. Elizabeth…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cedar Rapids, Iowa – Senator Elizabeth Warren targeted President Donald Trump during a campaign speech in Iowa,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Sen. Elizabeth Warren had hoped to spend this week building up toward Saturday’s formal…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Senator Elizabeth Warren is now saying that there has been a big mix-up regarding…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Presumptive 2020 Democratic presidential candidates currently in Congress are unsure whether to support President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Jefferson City, Missouri – Vulnerable incumbent Missouri Democratic Sen. Claire McCaskill dropped the names of two high-profile…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rumors are swirling that Hillary Clinton will seek the White House again in 2020,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren took the rare step of sharing DNA test results examining…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bismarck, North Dakota – North Dakota Sen. Heidi Heitkamp who is currently running for re-election in November,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congress has now earmarked funds for a new federal agency, that has been created…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senator Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts has one-upped socialist Bernie Sanders: She proposes to nationalize…

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BREAKING NEWS – Great Barrington, Massachusetts – An Elizabeth Warren supporter, identified as Paul Solovay, 74, left, was arrested and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Stanford, California – One of Stanford University’s most vocal conservative leaders John David Rice-Cameron, who is determined…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – A self-described “real Indian” who is running against Mass. Democratic Sen. Elizabeth Warren is…

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