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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Protesters and activists from UltraViolet stormed the NBC headquarters in New…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – If 2020 presidential hopeful Sen. Elizabeth Warren’s, D-Mass., health care plan comes to fruition,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, after saying in March that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden said Elizabeth Warren has an “elitist attitude” in a radio interview. He…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington, – Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren, who is eyeing the Democratic Party’s nomination in 2020, may…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Elizabeth Warren’s war on Wall Street has some 2020 Senate candidates in her own…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – While speaking at Bonanza High School in Las Vegas, democratic presidential candidate Elizabeth…

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BREAKING NEWS – Concord, New Hampshire – Presidential hopeful Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., said she agrees with a University of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Peterborough, New Hampshire – While on the campaign trail, Cory Booker made a thinly veiled dig at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden spent almost $2 million more than his presidential campaign raised in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton had an apparently contemptuous response…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In August the knights of the Business Roundtable announced that they…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders was discharged from a Nevada hospital, as his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Earlier this year, left-wing filmmaker Michael Moore begged Michelle Obama to run for president…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – Leaked audio comments from Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg include him saying that the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., faced an unexpected grilling from “Late Show”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cincinnati, Ohio – Hillary Clinton suffered a temporary hearing loss, after democratic presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren viciously…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren is seeking expert advice on how to defeat the remaining…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A new national poll suggests a three-way tie between Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Antique Dealers Association have joined with the Paleontological Society to announce that they…

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