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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Great Barrington, Massachusetts – An Elizabeth Warren supporter, identified as Paul Solovay, 74, left, was arrested and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Stanford, California – One of Stanford University’s most vocal conservative leaders John David Rice-Cameron, who is determined…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – A self-described “real Indian” who is running against Mass. Democratic Sen. Elizabeth Warren is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Massachusetts Democratic Sen. Elizabeth Warren on Sunday ruled out a 2020 presidential run and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – A Cherokee woman criticizes Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) for refusing to back down on…

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BREAKING NEWS – Gloucester, Massachusetts – A Massachusetts elementary school is in hot water after fundraiser last week featured a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A story about a female Capitol Hill reporter unexpectedly barred from the House Speaker’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Meadville, Pennsylvania – Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg erroneously labeled South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham as one of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senator Elizabeth Warren, Democrat of Massachusetts was silenced on the Senate floor for condemning…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a profile for New York Magazine, Harry Reid was informed about Vice President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Senator Elizabeth Warren is now stating that she has proof she is part Cherokee,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Mayor Rahm Emanuel is said to be outraged at Hillary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Elizabeth Warren is seen angrily storming off after getting into an intense shouting match…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senator Elizabeth Warren very critical of Donald Trump during a speech at the Center…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bill Clinton was recently overheard telling Hillary that Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren is simply…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democrats are now sharply divided over throwing their support to Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren,…

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