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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren is seeking expert advice on how to defeat the remaining…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A new national poll suggests a three-way tie between Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Antique Dealers Association have joined with the Paleontological Society to announce that they…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Paul, Minnesota – Massachusetts senator and 2020 Democrat Elizabeth Warren was seeing double after meeting her…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton is now warning the 2020 democratic presidential candidates, to get it together…

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BREAKING NEWS – Peterborough, New Hampshire – As Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., continues releasing a long list of policy proposals,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York –  Kamala Harris took a swipe at her 2020 competitor and colleague,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Marianne Williamson may be considered a long shot for the White…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC hosts Donny Deutsch and Lawrence O’Donnell had a fiery exchange…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Democratic Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren has added “gay and lesbian couples”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Concord, New Hampshire – Elizabeth Warren beat Bernie Sander in a progressive New Hampshire straw poll, and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – Despite the fact that politicians like Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren have made it…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A radio interview with Democratic presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren turned awkward…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Casinos all over Sin City are now accepting wagers on what will happen…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A new rule adopted by the Democratic National Committee and NBC News will evenly…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Elizabeth Warren offered to be a matchmaker in order to help one user “figure…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Elizabeth Warren turned down a Fox News invitation for a televised…

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BREAKING NEWS – Manchester, New Hampshire – At a town hall, Sen. Elizabeth Warren has proposed to eliminate the student…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Presidential candidate Sen. Elizabeth Warren released her 2018 tax returns, showing she and her…

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BREAKING NEWS – Berlin, Germany – Former president Barack Obama touched on growing divisions within his own party, warning against…

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