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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Meadville, Pennsylvania – Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg erroneously labeled South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham as one of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senator Elizabeth Warren, Democrat of Massachusetts was silenced on the Senate floor for condemning…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a profile for New York Magazine, Harry Reid was informed about Vice President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Senator Elizabeth Warren is now stating that she has proof she is part Cherokee,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Mayor Rahm Emanuel is said to be outraged at Hillary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Elizabeth Warren is seen angrily storming off after getting into an intense shouting match…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senator Elizabeth Warren very critical of Donald Trump during a speech at the Center…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bill Clinton was recently overheard telling Hillary that Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren is simply…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democrats are now sharply divided over throwing their support to Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren,…

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