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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – A man has been arrested for beating up Elton John last weekend. During the…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Fans of Elton John have been concerned about the British pop star’s recent dramatic…

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BREAKING NEWS – Topeka, Kansas – Despite his best efforts of lobbying at the state capital, legendary singer Elton John…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The two new judges on “American Idol” Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj, continue…

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BREAKING NEWS – Indianapolis, Indiana – NBC is now denying that they edited out a part of the Super Bowl…

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