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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – LiAngelo and LaMelo Ball have reached an agreement to sign professional basketball deals with Lithuanian club Prienu…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – LaVar Ball the father of UCLA basketball guard LiAngelo Ball, says he plans…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Connecticut – ESPN is planning another round of layoffs just six months after the network fired…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton says he’s ready to call for a boycott over…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Connecticut – Jemele Hill, an ESPN anchor who called for fans to boycott the NFL, has…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton has boldly stated that ESPN will face the “wrath”…

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BREAKING NEWS – BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Connecticut – ESPN‘s handling of its latest controversy offers fresh evidence that the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charlottesville, Virginia – In the wake of the events in Charlottesville, Va., ESPN decided to pull one…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Congresswoman Maxine Waters calls out ESPN for a cartoon image of NBA superstars…

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BREAKING NEWS – Silver Spring, Maryland – Michael Phelps tried to make it clear to his fans that he wouldn’t…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – Pro-Trump gays Have been banned from the city’s gay pride parade. “Gays for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Kingsport, Tennessee – A woman uses baseball bat to fight off a robber. According to Kingsport Police,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Connecticut – ESPN lays off about 100 employees, including on-air talent. The memo, from ESPN President…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am 65 years confined to a wheelchair, and I live in an upscale assisted living home which…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oakland, California – Steph Curry is now blaming Golden State coach Steve Kerr for losing the NBA…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Connecticut – “ESPN Magazine” senior writer Howard Bryant argued in his latest column that police officers…

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BREAKING NEWS – Columbia, Missouri – The University of Missouri professor who called for “some muscle” to toss a reporter…

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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – ESPN reporter Britt McHenry has been suspended for a week after video surfaced of…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Louis, Missouri – ESPN refuses to run a Christmas tv ad from the Children’s Medical Center…

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BREAKING NEWS – Williamsport, Pennsylvania – Mathematicians and ESPN have jointly calculated the odds on the future of the players…

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