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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Federal and airport authorities said they are investigating why an air traffic controller…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – California Democrat and likely 2020 presidential candidate Sen. Kamala Harris drew fury after comparing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FAA states that they are very frustrated with trying to appease NOW (National…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – The low-cost carrier Allegiant Air is under fire following a “60 Minutes” investigation…

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BREAKING NEWS – Memphis, Tennessee – A historic theater, which has shown “Gone With the Wind” screenings for 34 years,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Authorities are investigating an incident over Florida where a private plane got within two…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine that recently got hired as the assistant district attorney, has gotten too aggressive in my opinion,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sydney, Austalia – An investigation has concluded regarding an AirAsia X flight from Sydney, Australia bound for…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In defending Loretta Lynch regarding her meeting with Bill Clinton on…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – A man weighing 175 pounds says he was forcibly removed from a flight because…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Federal Aviation Administration has just announced that on Halloween in between the hours…

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BREAKING NEWS – Spokane, Washington – The parents of Rachel Dolezal — the white woman who claimed to be black…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In an airplane-etiquette survey Expedia conducted last year, seat kicking reigned as the number…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Lights out? NYC vows to keep Times Square signs, despite fed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – A Maryland family says they were forced to sit in a vomit-soaked seat during…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to Vice President Joe Biden, car tires that have the tendency to hydroplane,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now representing several Muslim organizations in a lawsuit against the federal…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Jesse Jackson is now calling for a nationwide boycott against all U.S. based airlines….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Federal Aviation Administration has announced some new federal laws regarding “passengers rights”, in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After Centers for Disease Control and Prevention Director Tom Frieden was grilled by lawmakers…

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