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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – A senior Facebook engineer called out what he termed the company’s “political monoculture”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – A video of Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan railing against interracial marriage…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey, apologized after locking out conservative commentator Candace…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – According to recent report, people in the U.S. that are upset…

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BREAKING NEWS – Timmonsville. South Carolina – A South Carolina NAACP chapter president who says he was racially profiled during…

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BREAKING NEWS – Menlo Park, California – Facebook accidentally set a “hate speech” button live on its platform for a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington D.C. – Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg said he doesn’t care who criticizes him for using a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – There is an old adage in technology that if you are…

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BREAKING NEWS – Menlo Park, California – Facebook is reconsidering classifying videos produced by Diamond and Silk, two of President…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton attempted to explain her comments…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I need advice on how to deal with a friend/neighbor’s messy, unkempt backyard. We are getting ready to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – Facebook announces that it is rolling back its controversial “Disputed Flags” measure next…

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BREAKING NEWS – Massapequa Park, New York – Many runners are offended by a Massapequa Thanksgiving Day Turkey Trot’s Facebook…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Louis, Missouri – Americans are firing back at a Missouri state senator who said she hoped…

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BREAKING NEWS – Ferguson, Missouri – Amid calls for her resignation, Democratic Missouri state senator Maria Chappelle-Nadal said she made…

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BREAKING NEWS – Jefferson City, Missouri – Missouri State Senator Maria Chappelle-Nadal has now called for the assassination of President…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am going to meet someone that I met on Facebook in the next week. Here is where…

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BREAKING NEWS – Roseville, Michigan – Nick Taylor is becoming Facebook famous after he posted a picture of a ticket…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – Evangelist Franklin Graham is hitting back at PayPal’s decision to cancel plans to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg admonished some employees of the social media giant who…

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