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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Joe Biden campaign sent a letter to Mark Zuckerberg at Facebook,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – Leaked audio comments from Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg include him saying that the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CBS anchor Gayle King wondered whether or not President Trump effectively…

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BREAKING NEWS – Groom Lake, Nevada – The “Storm Area 51 event” event that went viral last month as people…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – Facebook is standing firm in its refusal to take down a doctored video…

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BREAKING NEWS – Denver, Colorado – Denver mayoral candidate Jamie Giellis stumbled badly when asked on a live Facebook program…

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BREAKING NEWS – Menlo Park, California – Just two weeks after admitting it stored hundreds of millions of its users’…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Lori Loughlin has deleted her social media after being indicted in an alleged…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – A senior Facebook engineer called out what he termed the company’s “political monoculture”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – A video of Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan railing against interracial marriage…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey, apologized after locking out conservative commentator Candace…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – According to recent report, people in the U.S. that are upset…

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BREAKING NEWS – Timmonsville. South Carolina – A South Carolina NAACP chapter president who says he was racially profiled during…

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BREAKING NEWS – Menlo Park, California – Facebook accidentally set a “hate speech” button live on its platform for a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington D.C. – Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg said he doesn’t care who criticizes him for using a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – There is an old adage in technology that if you are…

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BREAKING NEWS – Menlo Park, California – Facebook is reconsidering classifying videos produced by Diamond and Silk, two of President…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton attempted to explain her comments…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I need advice on how to deal with a friend/neighbor’s messy, unkempt backyard. We are getting ready to…

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