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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Gatos, California – Netflix has come under fire for a movie streaming on their site that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The lawyer for anti-Trump FBI agent Peter Strzok fires back against criticism, saying his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – James Comey said his wife and most of his children supported Hillary Clinton in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sterling, Virginia – In his first interview since being fired, former FBI Director James Comey described President…

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BREAKING NEWS – King County, Washington – A Washington State Department of Natural Resources worker searching for a long-rumored “gingerbread…

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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – The suspected serial bomber who killed two people and terrorized Austin, Texas, for three…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Attorney General Eric Holder criticized Jeff Sessions for his role in the firing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Justice Department dealt a stunning blow to former Acting FBI Director Andrew McCabe…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Special Counsel Robert Mueller has announced that a grand jury has indicted 13 Russian…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Adam Schiff, the ranking Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee, was pranked last…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – An FBI informant involved in the controversial Uranium One deal has told congressional committees…

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BREAKING NEWS –  Washington, D.C. – Some lawmakers are concluding that there most definitely was an institutional bias among some…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A Justice Department official demoted late last year for concealing his meetings with the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Minneapolis, Minnesota – Rep. Keith Ellison, D-Minn., the deputy chair of the Democratic National Committee, caused a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Newly reveal that then-FBI Director James Comey’s draft statement on the Hillary Clinton email…

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – The FBI has arrested has Santa Claus after a year long investigation, when…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Tony Podesta, a prominent lobbyist and Democratic donor who has come under scrutiny from…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump tweeted that he hopes “Crooked” Hillary Clinton runs for president again, even…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FBI has announced their concern about the growth of violent clown criminal organizations,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s team is under fire for ‘brass-knuckle’ tactics in bid to…

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