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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton is being accused of stealing furniture from the State Department. “Early in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A former FBI official and frequent critic of President Trump stated that Christopher Steele…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – Baltimore’s embattled Mayor Catherine Pugh has resigned amid state and federal investigations into whether…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to the Bureau of Justice Statistics that’s in partnership with the Federal Bureau…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Lori Loughlin has deleted her social media after being indicted in an alleged…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – DNC Chair Tom Perez wants President Trump investigated in regards to bribery, accusing him…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – “Empire” actor Jussie Smollett files two lawsuits for $100 million dollars each, against his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FBI has announced that they are investigating several credible death threats from unnamed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fairbanks, Alaska – The FBI has now acknowledged the rise of a terrorist group that is comprised…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While in the U.S. Supreme Court building, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg fell and fractured…

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BREAKING NEWS -Buffalo, New York – The Roman Catholic Diocese of Buffalo, New York, is firing back at a former…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic Sen. Cory Booker, amid the ongoing FBI probe into sexual assault allegations against…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Joy Behar accused Senate Republicans of wanting to push through the…

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U.S. & World History – An Oscar winning film from 1991 went through some drastic script changes. Initially, the storyline…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – New Jersey Democratic Sen. Cory Booker is facing accusations of hypocrisy over his calls…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Christine Blasey Ford, the California professor accusing Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh of sexual…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tallahassee, Florida – Liberal Tallahassee Mayor Andrew Gillum, fresh off his upset victory in Florida’s gubernatorial primary,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – FBI official Peter Strzok, who played a lead role in both the Russian meddling…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – As vice chair of the Senate Judiciary Committee and a ranking member of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Gatos, California – Netflix has come under fire for a movie streaming on their site that…

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