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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Tony Podesta, a prominent lobbyist and Democratic donor who has come under scrutiny from…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump tweeted that he hopes “Crooked” Hillary Clinton runs for president again, even…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FBI has announced their concern about the growth of violent clown criminal organizations,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s team is under fire for ‘brass-knuckle’ tactics in bid to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Circuit Judge Paul F. Harris Jr. ruled Monday that the Attorney Grievance Commission and…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a question about nail-biting/finger chewing. We recently hired a new employee who is in daily contact…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FBI has reportedly accepted new evidence that could be linked to the famous…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FBI say they have now arrested a lobster gang that they believe has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Woodbridge, Virginia – An MS-13 gang member on the FBI’s Ten Most Wanted list has been captured…

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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – U.S. soldier Sgt. 1st Class Ikaika Kang reportedly tried to help ISIS acquire a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Bernie Sanders and his wife have hired defense attorneys amid an FBI probe…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump has now tweeted that he did not record his conversations with then-FBI…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Senate Intelligence Committee is now considering calling former U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to former FBI Director James Comey’s statement to the Senate Intelligence Committee before…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former FBI Director James Comey revealed during his testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After viewing some of former FBI Director James Comey’s notes, Congresswoman Maxine Waters, said…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters says she wants access to all the documents in regards to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Wellesley, Massachusetts – While giving the commencement address at her Alma Mater, Wellesley College Hillary Clinton, she…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Congressman Anthony Weiner, tearfully acknowledging a “sickness” and “destructive impulses,”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Justice Department appointed Robert S. Mueller III, a former FBI Director, as special…

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