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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Baton Rouge, Louisiana – The Louisiana Chapter of the ACLU is now suing the FDA, accusing them…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – When customers buy Parmesan at their local supermarket, they expect it to be 100…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Food and Drug Administration has banned a chemical commonly used in pizza boxes…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Reality TV Star Kim Kardashian has come under fire from the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Caracas, Venezuela – Venezuela’s chronic shortages have begun to encroach on a cultural cornerstone: the boob job….

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After nearly 150 people were hospitalized, the Food and Drug Administration…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Under pressure by the FDA (Food and Drug Administration) Procter and Gamble admits that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A representative for the FDA (Food and Drug Administration) testified in court in a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In the wake of the federal government shutdown, the FDA is now concerned about…

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BREAKING NEWS – Enfield, Connecticut – The U.S. Food and Drug Administration has approved the implant for a patient’s skull,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Silver Spring, Maryland – The FDA (Food and Drug Administration) has sent the publishers of Dr. Suess…

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