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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS- Houston, Texas – The widespread national anthem protests that took the NFL by storm last season will reportedly…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After Alabama and Georgia won in the semi-finals, Congresswoman Maxine Waters referred to the…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Colin Kaepernick asked President Trump to intervene on his behalf and to help…

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BREAKING NEWS – Harrisburg, Virginia – Bryan Schor threw for two touchdowns and ran for another as James Madison beat…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Director Spike Lee announced he will host a rally supporting unsigned…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady’s missing ─ and apparently stolen ─ game jersey has…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – The 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick is refusing to walk back the comments he…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Bill Johnson, executive director of the National Association of Police Organizations, blasted Colin…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick is refusing to stand for US national anthem due…

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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Clara, California – Beyoncé stirred things up during the Super Bowl halftime show — with two…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lovelock, Nevada – Prison officials have announced that they have discovered O.J. Simpson’s secret plan to kill…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tampa, Florida – Florida High School Athletic Association bans a Christian high school from praying before a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now demanding that the NFL immediately begins using terminology for their…

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BREAKING NEWS – Green Bay, Wisconsin – Kemps, the official dairy partner of the Green Bay Packers, has released a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Indianapolis, Indiana – The Arabic news station Al Jazeera is standing firm behind its explosive report that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now challenging NCAA football and the NFL, to refrain from throwing…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The ACLU is now threatening to sue all of the NFL…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell refuses to comment on a recording made…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In football this past weekend, Boston College destroys Howard University 76-0 in a 50…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sketch artist Jane Rosenberg who has received a lot of criticism…

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