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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While being interviewed on the “Kelly File”, movie director Michael Moore…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton states at press conference that she has no intention of going on…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At least one of the emails on Hillary Clinton’s private server contained extremely sensitive…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – An attorney representing the Democratic National Committee was in federal court filing for moral…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Moscow is “deliberately targeting” U.S.-backed forces in Syria as part of a military campaign…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Disney has done what many thought was impossible: they destroyed the Muppets. By…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Russia’s military build-up in Syria has grown to include the shipment of a half-dozen…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Bill O’Reilly challenges Univision anchor Jorge Ramos on the “O’Reilly Factor”…

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BREAKING NEWS – North Las Vegas, Nevada – Hillary Clinton’s attempt to appear to be ignorant of today’s technology probably…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC President Phil Griffin has now filed a complaint with the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Phil Griffin the president of last place in the ratings MSNBC,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi spoke at the Generation Progress summit, and one of the issues…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC’s Melissa Harris-Perry raised more than a few eyebrows when she…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Touré Neblett the co-host of MSNBC’s The Cycle, owes more than…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The hit show ‘X-Files’ officially returning to Fox for a six-episode run that will…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC host Melissa Harris-Perry said she is deeply disappointed in Megyn…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The man who oversaw the controversial CIA interrogation program defended the use of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City – Former NBC news anchor Tom Brokaw is blaming Fox News and conservative talk…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Republican lawmakers called Thursday for the Obama administration to suspend detainee transfers from Guantanamo…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Lawmaker claims plans may be in pipeline to bring non-citizens to U.S. for Ebola…

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