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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder announces that the Justice Department will soon be conducting…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At least four career officials at the State Department and the Central Intelligence Agency…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A group of prominent conservative African-Americans state that after their appearance…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Recently fired Ed Schultz of MSNBC along with CNN, have filed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baton Rouge, Louisiana –  A local psychic Madam Gabriella, gives her predictions on what will happen if…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama is photographed going over his secret “Kill List” with speechwriter Jon Favreau,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Reverend Delman Coates and Reverend Emmet Burns appear on the O’Reilly…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Liberal journalist Keith Olbermann gets fired for the fouth time, this…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The President of the American Constitution Society Caroline Fredrickson, defends ObamaCare…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After months of speculation, Bill O’Reilly of the O’Reilly Factor public…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC accuses Fox News of being extremely unpatriotic. Phil Griffin the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After Congressman Charles Rangel’s shootout with Laura Ingraham on the O’Reilly…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Dr. Keith Ablow, who is a psychiatrist and a member of…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – To the utter surprise to the media at a press conference, President Obama…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After NPR President Vivian Schiller resigned, she stated at the National Press Club that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CEO Vivian Schiller of NPR (National Public Radio) fires news analyst Juan Williams. She…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Many democrats and republicans have secretly began to draft a law that would permanently…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar walk off their own show after…

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