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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Cory Booker and Kamala Harris storm out of a meeting with the Congressional Black…

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BREAKING NEWS – Homestead, Florida – Democratic Florida Rep. Frederica Wilson asserted that people who mock members of Congress online…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Even though members of the House of Representatives felt that Congresswoman Frederica Wilson gave…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In rare unity at Congress, democrats and republicans sign a petition that would ban…

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