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BREAKING NEWS – Sterling, Virginia – In his first interview since being fired, former FBI Director James Comey described President…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – George Stephanopoulos is facing increased pressure at ABC now that morning-show…

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BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – During his rally in Phoenix, President Trump didn’t miss an opportunity to poke fun…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – On ABC’s “This Week”, host George Stephanopoulos grilled VP-elect Mike Pence…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC newsman George Stephanopoulos gave Hillary Clinton’s campaign manager Robby Mook,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC News chief anchor George Stephanopoulos never disclosed to his network…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “Good Morning America” co-anchor George Stephanopoulos is so frustrated with the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Fox News Channel has hired noted political columnist and Pulitzer Prize…

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