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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Harvey Weinstein stated that he resents any comparisons made between him and Bill…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angles, California – Lisa Bloom resigned as Harvey Weinstein’s “adviser”, but not only because the controversy…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to an anonymous source, Hillary Clinton was slow in denouncing Harvey Weinstein, because…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After being fired from his own company, Harvey Weinstein is reportedly…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – There is rampant speculation among ‘insiders’ that Bob Weinstein leaked details…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton condemned disgraced Hollywood executive Harvey Weinstein, marking her first public comments on…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The New York Times has now reported “nearly three decades” of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The New York Times has published a story detailing numerous accusations…

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