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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washinton, D.C – How is it that Russian operatives meddling in the 2016 presidential election knew to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Special Counsel Robert Mueller has announced that a grand jury has indicted 13 Russian…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – An FBI informant involved in the controversial Uranium One deal has told congressional committees…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The former presidential candidate and secretary of state sent out a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A cabal of Hollywood elites, progressive groups and social activists are…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Joy Villa turned up at the 60th Grammy Awards in a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former President Bill Clinton is denying accusations that his charity used…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cambridge, Massachusetts – A Harvard Law School professor and Newsweek magazine were recently mocked after uncritically suggesting…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cupertino, California – Apple CEO Tim Cook announced earlier today that it will be investing $350 billion…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC star Chris Matthews has apologized for making fun of Hillary…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – White House policy adviser and Trump loyalist Stephen Miller tried to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton is now mulling her role in the 2018 midterms,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton has now filed a lawsuit against Lisa Bloom, for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton’s approval ratings have hit an all-time low, reflecting the sustained scrutiny the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Vanity Fair has apologized for its controversial humor video offering Hillary…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Newly reveal that then-FBI Director James Comey’s draft statement on the Hillary Clinton email…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton is now saying she has the smoking gun that she believes will…

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BREAKING NEWS – Berlin, Germany – Chancellor Angela Merkel of the Christian Democratic Union (CDU) and the chair of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – When two security dogs reacted to a suspicious crate before an Art Miami tent…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Women To Look Up To, a nonprofit organization, has created a…

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