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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rumors are swirling that Hillary Clinton will seek the White House again in 2020,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton says that her husband was right not to resign…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – With less than a month until the midterm elections, Republicans are going on the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – During an interview on CNN. Hillary Clinton says the time for…

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BREAKING NEWS – McDonough, Georgia – Speaking at a campaign event for local Georgia Democratic candidates, former Attorney General Eric…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A play about the backstage moments of the political dynasty, “Hillary…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton, has now created a 501 non-profit organization that arranges…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton has listed a slew of policies that Democrats should…

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BREAKING NEWS – Westport, California – A former Massachusetts state senator awaiting trial on federal corruption charges was found dead…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton predicted that President Trump will “wholesale fire people” following…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton is now saying that the reason why she didn’t…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton is hiring a batch of unpaid interns for the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cambridge, Massachusetts – While speaking to some college students at Harvard, Hillary Clinton shocked the audience, after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A Chinese state-owned company reportedly hacked former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s email server,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic Sen. Tim Kaine’s apparent reluctance to publicly confirm he’ll cast a “no” vote…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton is now saying that she never called Donald Trump…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton is now accusing every network covering the 2016 election,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – FBI official Peter Strzok, who played a lead role in both the Russian meddling…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A custodian who was working at the Javits Center on the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A copy of Hillary Clinton’s first draft concession speech, that she planned on giving…

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