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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton had an apparently contemptuous response…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Earlier this year, left-wing filmmaker Michael Moore begged Michelle Obama to run for president…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani slammed Sen. Mitt Romney,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A since-retired federal immigration judge has been fined and barred from federal service for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cincinnati, Ohio – Hillary Clinton suffered a temporary hearing loss, after democratic presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren viciously…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren is seeking expert advice on how to defeat the remaining…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – With the deadline to qualify for next month’s third round of Democratic presidential debates…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Several high-profile Senate Democrats warned the Supreme Court in pointed terms that it could…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – An unnamed source from the 2016 Hillary Clinton campaign, has leaked a portion the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton is now warning the 2020 democratic presidential candidates, to get it together…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Orleans, Louisiana – A federal judge in the Bayou State, dismissed Hillary Clinton’s $25 million dollar…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – During his concert at Madison Square Garden, Billy Joel dedicated a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – One Washington Post columnist claims to have figured out what led to some black…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton unloads on Bernie Sanders and his supporters for alleging…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A Broadway depiction of former President Bill Clinton and former First…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Amid the uproar over President Trump’s controversial statement that he would be willing to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton is being accused of stealing furniture from the State Department. “Early in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The exact same question was posed to President Trump and Hillary Clinton, which character…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After not acknowledging D-Day, Hillary Clinton is being accused again of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A former FBI official and frequent critic of President Trump stated that Christopher Steele…

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