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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton sat down for an interview with shock jock Howard…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former President Obama was recently photographed talking to Hillary Clinton at a park and…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s entry into the 2020…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Government Accountability Institute President Peter Schweizer stated that the Clinton Foundation,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former President Barack Obama is facing a new wave of criticism from the Democratic…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Hillary Clinton continued to stir speculation that she could make a late entry into…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC News’ spiking of the Jeff Epstein story draws scrutiny toward…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Ronan Farrow said on “Real Time with Bill Maher” that Juanita…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, D-Hawaii, penned an op-ed on expressly refuting claims by former presidential…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rochester, Minnesota – Just in time for Halloween, a museum in Minnesota has found a way to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After a recent poll of historians, Hillary Clinton has been labeled “the worst sore…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN political commentator Van Jones said that Hillary Clinton was “playing…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is inserting herself into the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton had an apparently contemptuous response…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Earlier this year, left-wing filmmaker Michael Moore begged Michelle Obama to run for president…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani slammed Sen. Mitt Romney,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A since-retired federal immigration judge has been fined and barred from federal service for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cincinnati, Ohio – Hillary Clinton suffered a temporary hearing loss, after democratic presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren viciously…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren is seeking expert advice on how to defeat the remaining…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – With the deadline to qualify for next month’s third round of Democratic presidential debates…

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