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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump criticized Hillary Clinton, the Democrat he defeated in the 2016 White House…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Under pressure from fellow democrats, not only is Donna Brazile “aggressively” walking back many…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Attorney General Jeff Sessions directed senior federal prosecutors to evaluate “certain issues” requested by…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former DNC chair Donna Brazile continues to defend giving Hillary Clinton…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In his new memoir, former Vice President Joe Biden says he knew he was…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While being interviewed by Tucker Carlson on Fox, Donna Brazile defended…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Democratic National Committee boss Donna Brazile, in her newly released…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton is now saying that even if she stole the nomination from Bernie…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Last year’s presidential primary between Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders was rigged by the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Tony Podesta, a prominent lobbyist and Democratic donor who has come under scrutiny from…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton’s plan for a fireworks display comparable to the 4th…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Democratic Rep. John Lewis (Ga.) wished a happy birthday to “Madame President Hillary Clinton”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A major scandal is brewing after it has been revealed that Hillary Clinton served…

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BREAKING NEWS – Gloucestershire, England – Hillary Clinton has admitted that she didn’t want to go to Donald Trump’s inauguration…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charleston, West Virginia – Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin, who is up for re-election in 2018, said it…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Clinton Foundation reportedly will not return as much as $250,000…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump tweeted that he hopes “Crooked” Hillary Clinton runs for president again, even…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Hillary Clinton moved to take the heat off Harvey Weinstein Friday by outright calling…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Bill and Hillary Clinton are no longer speaking to one another…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to an anonymous source, Hillary Clinton was slow in denouncing Harvey Weinstein, because…

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