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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – James Comey said his wife and most of his children supported Hillary Clinton in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton lamented that “they were never going to let me…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A growing amount of democrats seeking office in November for governor, senator, congressman, and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Former Vice President Joe Biden said Sunday that President Trump’s assertion that millions of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Brunswick, New Jersey – Almost a year and a half since losing her bid for president,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton attempted to explain her comments…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt is 98, was on hand Thursday as her beloved Loyola-Chicago…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mandu, India – Hillary Clinton’s visit to India suffered another setback this week as the former secretary…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mandu, India – Former Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton allegedly appeared to have trouble navigating a flight…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Legendary singer Barbra Streisand isn’t sold on President Trump’s 2016 election…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washinton, D.C – How is it that Russian operatives meddling in the 2016 presidential election knew to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Special Counsel Robert Mueller has announced that a grand jury has indicted 13 Russian…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – An FBI informant involved in the controversial Uranium One deal has told congressional committees…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The former presidential candidate and secretary of state sent out a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A cabal of Hollywood elites, progressive groups and social activists are…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Joy Villa turned up at the 60th Grammy Awards in a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former President Bill Clinton is denying accusations that his charity used…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cambridge, Massachusetts – A Harvard Law School professor and Newsweek magazine were recently mocked after uncritically suggesting…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cupertino, California – Apple CEO Tim Cook announced earlier today that it will be investing $350 billion…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC star Chris Matthews has apologized for making fun of Hillary…

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