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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton unloads on Bernie Sanders and his supporters for alleging…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A Broadway depiction of former President Bill Clinton and former First…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Amid the uproar over President Trump’s controversial statement that he would be willing to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton is being accused of stealing furniture from the State Department. “Early in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The exact same question was posed to President Trump and Hillary Clinton, which character…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After not acknowledging D-Day, Hillary Clinton is being accused again of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A former FBI official and frequent critic of President Trump stated that Christopher Steele…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Some supporters of 2020 Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders say they are seeing a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton condemned the Trump administration during…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – New information is surfacing about former President Bill Clinton and former Secretary of State…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Anthony Weiner, the disgraced former New York congressman and estranged husband…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rudy Giuliani, President Trump’s personal attorney, said, Joe Biden’s son Hunter’s dealings in Ukraine…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Speaker Nancy Pelosi does not believe President Trump can be removed through impeachment. According…

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BREAKING NEWS – Louisville, Kentucky – After a tense review period that lasted more than 20 minutes, after the apparent…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former President Obama took President Trump’s win and Hillary Clinton’s loss in 2016 as…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Texas Democratic Rep. Al Green said he will force an impeachment…

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BREAKING NEWS – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, speaking at an Economic Club event, said she doesn’t think embattled Rep. Ilhan…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton, the 2016 Democratic nominee, met with former Vice President Joe Biden to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Selma, Alabama – During an annual commemoration of the 1965 Selma-to-Montgomery marches at the historic Brown Chapel…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bernie Sanders’ 2016 presidential campaign spokesman unloaded on Hillary Clinton and her team, calling…

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