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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Chelsea Clinton is firing back at “all the people” who say she looks like…

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BREAKING NEWS – La Malbaie, Quebec, Canada – If a picture is worth 1,000 words, Angela Merkel has some thoughts…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Haven, Connecticut – While delivering the 2018 commencement address at Yale, Hillary Clinton admitted that she…

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BREAKING NEWS – Melbourne, Australia – When being interviewed in the land down under, Hillary Clinton said if she were…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton is encouraging Christians worldwide to ask God to intervene, and force Donald…

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BREAKING NEWS – Auckland, New Zealand – Hillary Clinton’s latest excuse why she lost in 2016, “reality TV”. While promoting…

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BREAKING NEWS – Menlo Park, California – Facebook accidentally set a “hate speech” button live on its platform for a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – A Seattle man who recently sought to end his monthly donation to a Hillary…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Chelsea Clinton called out New York Times reporter Amy Chozick for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – James Comey said his wife and most of his children supported Hillary Clinton in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton lamented that “they were never going to let me…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A growing amount of democrats seeking office in November for governor, senator, congressman, and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Former Vice President Joe Biden said Sunday that President Trump’s assertion that millions of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Brunswick, New Jersey – Almost a year and a half since losing her bid for president,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton attempted to explain her comments…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt is 98, was on hand Thursday as her beloved Loyola-Chicago…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mandu, India – Hillary Clinton’s visit to India suffered another setback this week as the former secretary…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mandu, India – Former Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton allegedly appeared to have trouble navigating a flight…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Legendary singer Barbra Streisand isn’t sold on President Trump’s 2016 election…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washinton, D.C – How is it that Russian operatives meddling in the 2016 presidential election knew to…

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