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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton is now accusing every network covering the 2016 election,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – FBI official Peter Strzok, who played a lead role in both the Russian meddling…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A custodian who was working at the Javits Center on the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A copy of Hillary Clinton’s first draft concession speech, that she planned on giving…

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BREAKING NEWS – Montreal, Quebec, Canadians – A mysterious fast radio burst (FRB) that hit Earth late last month has…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In a leaked memo, John Podesta knew that when he came…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton now openly admits that she endures very painful flashbacks…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A fortune teller who has chosen to remain anonymous, stated that…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Joe Biden’s niece, Caroline Biden has been sentenced to two years…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – During a festival in New York City’s Central Park, Hillary Clinton…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A federal judges dismisses a $500 million lawsuit by Hillary Clinton that she recently…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A meeting that took place in 1995 between Hillary Clinton and…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former President Bill and Hillary Clinton surprised onlookers at a Washington-area…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – With donations to the Clinton Foundation down 90% since November of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton is now blaming liberal networks, MSNBC and CNN for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In front of a stunned crowd, Hillary Clinton crashes a formal function hosted by…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton did a “miserable” job of reaching out to white evangelical voters in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Chelsea Clinton is firing back at “all the people” who say she looks like…

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BREAKING NEWS – La Malbaie, Quebec, Canada – If a picture is worth 1,000 words, Angela Merkel has some thoughts…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Haven, Connecticut – While delivering the 2018 commencement address at Yale, Hillary Clinton admitted that she…

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