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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Texas Democratic Rep. Al Green said he will force an impeachment…

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BREAKING NEWS – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, speaking at an Economic Club event, said she doesn’t think embattled Rep. Ilhan…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton, the 2016 Democratic nominee, met with former Vice President Joe Biden to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Selma, Alabama – During an annual commemoration of the 1965 Selma-to-Montgomery marches at the historic Brown Chapel…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bernie Sanders’ 2016 presidential campaign spokesman unloaded on Hillary Clinton and her team, calling…

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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – Utah Senator-Elect Mitt Romney continued to criticize President Trump on, telling CNN’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – College Park, Maryland – Hillary Clinton surprised an 8-year-old girl with a letter, after the elementary school…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Discounted tickets for at least nine “An Evening with The Clintons” events have appeared…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBC News and MSNBC host Chuck Todd openly fantasized on about…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Just recently Hillary Clinton told an interviewer with The Guardian that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – The Texas State Board of Education will vote on whether to eliminate major historical…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Democratic candidate Stacey Abrams is not conceding the Georgia governor’s race to Republican candidate…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Hillary Clinton adviser Philippe Reines said in a new interview that Juanita Broaddrick…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – At the Lead On Watermark Silicon Valley Conference for Women, Hillary Clinton joked…

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BREAKING NEWS – Annandale, Virginia – Hillary Clinton’s former 2016 running mate Senator Tim Kaine, attempted an intervention after the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton raised more than a few eyebrows when she lead…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A member of the New York Times editorial board has a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rumors are swirling that Hillary Clinton will seek the White House again in 2020,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton says that her husband was right not to resign…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – With less than a month until the midterm elections, Republicans are going on the…

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