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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Hugh Hefner died at the Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles. He was 91….

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Hugh Hefner’s attorneys are asking a judge to dismiss the Playboy founder from…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Beginning March of 2016, Playboy Magazine will no longer publish pictures on nude…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Playboy Magazine founder Hugh Hefner is defending his position by refusing to honor a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Los Angeles police opened an investigation into a woman’s claims that Bill Cosby…

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10 predictions from some well known psychics for 2013: 1. Rosie O’Donnell is hospitalized when she has an allergic reaction…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – After getting back together with his former fiancé, 86 year old Hugh Hefner…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The wedding planned for this weekend between Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The creator of Playboy Magazine,  Hugh Hefner who recently turned 84, has announced that…

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