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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Lawyers for Matt Lauer are working on landing the shamed anchor…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In the debate on the place of confederate statues in American society, liberal political…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Undefeated boxer Floyd Mayweather and Irish MMA fighter Conor MacGregor are all set…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to President Trump’s leaked tax returns, he paid $38 million in taxes on…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Wall Street Journal is reporting that Michael Jackson’s executors are squaring off against…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hempstra, New York – During one of their firey exchanges during their debate, Hillary Clinton made a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Battle Creek, Michigan – After a lengthy audit, the IRS announces that that no charges will be…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Clinton Foundation’s acting Chief Executive Officer Maura Pally admitted on Sunday that the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Clinton Foundation acknowledged Sunday that the nonprofit group “made mistakes”…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Touré Neblett the co-host of MSNBC’s The Cycle, owes more than…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Civil rights activist Al Sharpton finally responds to the ongoing questions…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Angry over the Department of Justice’s conclusion that police officer Darren Wilson from Ferguson…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Investigators said Thursday they have recovered 32,000 emails in backup tapes related to the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Only after last minute negotiations did Santa Claus drop off gifts to employees of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Thomaston, Alabama – A fully intact female deer was found in the belly of record-smashing 1,000 lb…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House investigators said Tuesday that the computer hard drive of ex-agency official Lois Lerner…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The White House states that President Obama did the right thing by storming out…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A federal judge has ordered the IRS to explain “under oath” how the agency…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Supreme Court delivered a blow to President Obama, ruling that he went…

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