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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The wife of a prominent Washington political consultant has filed for divorce, claiming her…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump said in a statement that the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Tv executives for CBS and ABC has warned morning hosts Gayle…

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BREAKING NEWS – Embattled congressional freshman Rep. Ilhan Omar, D-Minn., once asked a judge to show leniency toward a group…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My co-worker and supposed friend asked if she could borrow my wedding dress because she thought it was…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Trump administration’s plan to release a suspected American ISIS fighter caught in Syria…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hurricane, Utah – An American flag at a high school in Southwest Utah was found destroyed and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The defeat of the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria rapidly accelerated during President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pontiac, Michigan – A series of thunderous detonations rocked the Pontiac Silverdome early Sunday morning, sending up…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton’s plan for a fireworks display comparable to the 4th…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Amazon said the company is reviewing their website algorithm after reports surfaced that certain…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mosul, Iraq – ISIS fighters dressed up as WOMEN with make-up and padded bras in a desperate…

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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – U.S. soldier Sgt. 1st Class Ikaika Kang reportedly tried to help ISIS acquire a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Katy Perry is now blaming the current worldwide terrorist problem on President Trump….

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Actress Jane Fonda is now encouraging all Americans to join her in a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to Homeland Security, teenage female Eskimos are now being heavily recruited by Islamic…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A former FBI translator with top-secret security clearance traveled to Syria in 2014 to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mosul, Iraq – The leaders of ISIS and al-Qaeda are understood to be in talks about a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Afghanistan officials said 36 Islamic State militants were killed when the U.S. dropped the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The United States launched nearly five dozen cruise missiles at a Syrian airfield early…

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