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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – The University of Maryland announced it will postpone indefinitely an upcoming screening of “American Sniper” after Muslim…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The dramatic unmasking of the ISIS executioner known as “Jihadi John” last week makes…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The White House is now publicly backing the State Department in regards to spokeswoman…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s Carol Costello raised more than a few eyebrows after citing…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While on MSNBC’s “Hardball”, State Department spokeswoman Marie Harf suggested that…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – One of the self-described “leading progressive voices in America,” CNN commentator…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama told a gathering Thursday at the National Prayer Breakfast that we have…

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BREAKING NEWS – Amman, Jordan – After one of its pilots was killed, a leader from the Middle East is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Legendary A-10 ‘Warthog’ sends ISIS fleeing even as it faces Pentagon cuts. With a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi announced in a closed-door meeting Tuesday she would name the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif., the head of the intelligence panel released a scathing report…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton is taking heat for saying America should “empathize” and show “respect” for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Beirut, Lebanon – Lebanese officials authorities have now detained the wife and son of the leader of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Republican lawmakers called Thursday for the Obama administration to suspend detainee transfers from Guantanamo…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Lawmaker claims plans may be in pipeline to bring non-citizens to U.S. for Ebola…

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BREAKING NEWS – Vienna, Austria – Two Austrian teens got way more than they bargained for when they abandoned their…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bill Clinton, who has always had a reputation of being cool under pressure and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Bill Maher and Ben Affleck got into a heated conversation on HBO’s “Real…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The United States and its Arab allies target a dozen small oil refineries in…

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