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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – At a press conference prompted by his third sexting scandal, disgraced…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California- While receiving an award from BET, Jamie Foxx states that if George Zimmerman is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Actor and comedian Jamie Foxx receives a thunderous affirming applause at the Soul…

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