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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Outgoing White House spokesman Jay Carney is listed in stable condition after being rushed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Fox News Chief Washington Correspondent James Rosen questions regarding Benghazi, in which four Americans…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington D.C. – President Obama’s chief counsel Kathryn Ruemmler, states that he is seriously considering suing reporters…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Press Secretary Jay Carney, finally admits that the attack on the American Embassy in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – White House Press Secretary Jay Carney tells reporters that under no conditions will President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A growing amount of people in the democratic party are calling President Obama a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to White House Press Secretary Jay Carney, President Obama is so angry at…

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